Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 23, 2024

Oy vay!

That’s not how it’s pronounced, is it?

When is passover, by the way?

Eh? What be thees?

Quick, crush a box of Matzo and fling the crumbs out the door. Note – NOT the door for Elijah.

I don’t see any Cardinals.

And they had tweeted the invitations out too.

Your guests have arrived.

The Last Supper was a Seder. Seders are supposed to be family events with the elders passing down the tradition of the Exodus to their children. Were there children at the Last Supper? Did they “hijack” the afikomen and hold it for “ransom?”

Leonardo da Vinci didn’t seem to think so. Nobody sat around the table; everyone sat on one side.

No no it’s spelled Cedar

“OK, which one of you is Elijah? And no ‘Spartacus’ moments, please.”

Oh, how could Jew?

Wow. Don’t speak too loudly near any big college campuses nowadays. Not too fond of Jews.

Hitchcock reboot?

Who invites birds to a Seder? That’s completely meshuggah .

They could have spelled it with a ‘c’ and gotten aromatic lumber

Today

Give the little guys something.