Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 21, 2024

Hope that was the Fink’s bedroom window!!

OUCH!!!

You can’t break a window that’s already broken!

It’s only funny because he could fix it anytime…for the right price.

Can we have our ball back, sir?

Um… that was the Royal Executioner’s window….

Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?…

From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.

Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?

They’re great at hitting it off.

How do baseball players keep in touch?

They touch base every once in a while.

Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team?

Because they ate all their bats.

The only difference between a dentist and a Yankee fan is that the former yanks for roots while the latter roots for the Yanks!

Ewwww. Wiz, you broke the window to the “throne” room.

That’s how you break into the big leagues.

This just ain’t cricket.

Why, pray tell, are they playing toward the castle when the outfield would have to be further away from the castle.

Why are there windows? It’s a castle!

Also, do they have six more players for a whole team? And Who’s on first?

Yep….go ahead and get it over with!!!!

I would have thought “chuck” instead of “huck”

They are all bats.

Now shouldn’t the king stick his head out of the window and say “Get off my lawn!”?

Assuming that’s the King’s window, expect to see Rodney chained up in the dungeon in the next panel — he’s holding the bat.

Now that the obligatory window has been broken, PLAY BALL!