That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 15, 2024

Models with asymmetrical butts cost less.

/// His uneven glutes cause him neurosis.

Saw a doctor for her diagnosis.

He had come to inquire,

“Why is one butt cheek higher?”

She explained that he had scoliosis.

I think it’s winking at me

This model had a butt stroke.

That guy broke his butt, it has a big crack in it!

He’s tall, and he’s fairly well built/

(He’d prob’ly look good in a kilt/

Except for one flaw/

Which is easily saw/

He can’t lose that danged pelvic tilt !

“I’m telling you, the correct spelling is asymmetric, not assymmetric.”

The frustration of old age uneven sagging

Okay, let’s get an expert to check on that curvature of the spine

The unspoken danger of the ultra-spicy, extra large bean burrito.

Dear artists: just because the model has a baggy butt does not mean you have to reproduce it!

Ah, the dreaded “Botox Butt”.

They re-shot the trailer for “Love Actually” after seeing the original dance by Hugh Grant.

Two images come to mind : Cpl Klinger and his doctored scoliosis x-rays; and Jeff Dunham / Peanut and the little dolls with poliosis.

You thought you’d save money with those “factory irregular” shoes, but now you’re paying extra for chiropractic care.

“Owww! Cramp!!!”

It’s important to practice the butt dodge for when your Dr. tries to perform a surprise colonoscopy!

“Doc, I think one of the implants slipped! What do you think?”

Male Model, academy study: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1874 paintings from Finland" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 1874. (note the “.”), and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has the strip coloration image. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3304 (April 15, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 7 works by him have been used here (8 times total, including this different caption repeat, the June 22, 2020, strip being its first use). The April 26, 2023, strip has the prior by him.

didn’t need to see this today

Oh! i see a new area for “bell’s syndrome.”

When you give them a surgical lift/

Your buttocks may suddenly shift/

Which is quite bad enough/

But things really get tough/

When one goes completely adrift..

One is lower than the other. For guys its butt cheeks, for girls its boobies!

Said they “you’ve forgotten your shorts!”/

He considered a few sly retorts/

But instead turned away./

Then they all cried “Hooray !”/

(Or so my confidant reports..)

That must have been hell on the model’s back to pose like that for any length of time. (It would also be hard to watch.)

Medical illustration? I thought it was just arty contrapposto, as in casually elegant classical statuary.

Sorry, my right. Your left.