The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 26, 2024

No, Gladys, just your cooking.

Brutus just learned that Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM is on ….. final approach!!!

:-O

Her blondness (sp) is showing. (disclaimer, not all blondes are goofy)

Get some antacid Brutus.

A long walk could be decisive. But, as far as I can see, it’s not in his intentions.

pretzel logic…

With extra salt, I bet.

Just wondering when the old battle axe will fly in for the day or weekend?

Didn’t need that did you Brutus ?

I think it’s likely his interactios with the chief.

Poor Brutus, his stomach is in a knot from all the stress caused by dealing with Rancid Veeblefester.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

or twislers… :}

Take Kewpie for a walk. It may not untie your stomach, but its good for you and Kewpie.

Wouldn’t that be a knot in the stomach, not the stomach in knots?

Interview with the boss coming up?

Chew a little. Don’t swallow them whole.

Attagirl Gladys…..attagirl!

Instead of having your stomach in knots, if you swallow a pretzel whole you might get a knot in your stomach.

Brutus if you’re looking for Sympathy – check the dictionary. Under Hard luck.

It was a lump in his throat but it is working its way down.

I would think he would be immune from stomach aches, from years of eating Gladys’ food.

No. It’s just my life that’s in that knot……

Cure: Bow un-tie pasta.

Clever one Gladys (and Chip) and very appropriate for National Pretzel Day! However, more likely causes: (a) her cooking; (b) the diner food; © a normal day at the office; or (d) mother-in-law is on the way!

His stomach is being knotty again

I’m about to.

Never liked Brussels sprouts until I had them at the Taddich Gill in SF. Really flavorful. I was not sure I would try them, but since this is a classic cafe, and expensive, I figures they had to be good.

It looks like Brutus forgot to pay his favorite artist today.