Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 09, 2024

That socks.

Swipe left.

Mr Right is under the bed.

I’m just looking for the right arGUYle

Their relationship is a dryer situation.

The Dryer Monster LIVES!!!!!

Maybe Scott Hillburn can help?

If I lose a sock, I keep its mate for a couple of months. If the lost sock doesn’t show up, I just toss the other sock.

I saw this on TV! That Golden Batchelor guy! Didn’t he and his old lady divorce already?

It used to be that you had to go to Vegas for a marriage that didn’t last!

If he wants to go out with her, he’s going to have to toe the line.

So happy my tax dollars got this through congress

That is true in many real cases……

Your partner will show up right after you’re gone. It’s inevitable. :)

They say opposites attract…though it could just be static cling.

If they are the same texture I will wear mismatched under long pants. I own being frugal.

Wear all the same color socks. Problem solved, even if quite a few do turn out to be missing

Every time I throw socks in the hamper I say a silent “goodbye”…!

( just in case )

This is why I buy a dozen at a time. I have to lose 11 before I can’t make a match!

My socks have patterns, so losing one is annoying.

Anything is a go today!! There is a company called Pals that sells mismatched socks for toddlers, kids, and adults.

Suffering Socrates!

I have black socks and white socks. Every sock in either group is identical. If a sock goes missing (or gets too holey) I toss the spare into the drawer until the next one goes. If I start getting too low, I buy another package of identical socks.

Also helps with sorting.