Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 01, 2024

Whatever tickles your “fancy” lady.

Scotland. Where men are men and sheep are scared. (Has also been said of New Zealand)

Psst! Edna! While they’re glaring at each other, let’s you and I run away to some place a lot more private.

He only asked me what my body count was, and I wanted to know if he wanted to know dead or alive.

So I guess the guy on the right is the model for Snidely Whiplash…

But no one would ever mistake Chaplin for Dudley Doright…

And that barrel of Nair she bought is worth every penny.

The guy on the right wants to know if she prefers being tied to standard gauge or narrow gauge railroad tracks.

Some guy named Adolph ruined the toothbrush mustache sported here by Charlie.

I’ll bet she has great eyebrows/lashes however. (Does that count?)

She thinks, “Oh, I’m just wild about ‘hairy’!”

She’s thinking , God’s the Garlic……

Remember, ladies, it’s not just facial hair, it’s a SADDLE!! I know what’s on HER mind!

Her: “Sorry Charley, he’s got the better womb broom.”

“And that one of them let’s me take a ride on theirs!”

Ha! Beat him by a whisker.

The length of one’s tongue and dexterity has always been the winning factor.

CHARLIE: 17! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I LIKE OLDER WOMEN!

If Salvador Dali had been an actor, he would have won, hands down.

We manly men don’t even care.

A lot of it was about how big you could make it grow.

Ha. Me is has more hairs everywhere ya wannabe alpha clowns. Now steps aside before theengs is get too unbearable for ya.

I’ve read that Marilyn Monroe said “If you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything.” It’s worked for me, as well as being able to fix things, and reach things on the top shelf. That’s all I have.