While trying to think of some sock-related humor, I made the unfortunate discovery that, like Arcamax and other comic-related sites, GoComics has adopted the “sudden full-screen preemptive ad” technique…like there weren’t already enough ads encroaching on content here?
I don’t know where John and Bleeb are… they’re already done paintin’ my fancy eatin’ room, and restainin’ the fancy eatin’ table, so there’s nuthin’ more to do. I bet they’re on the beach in Boca, catchin’ some rays, ridin’ their Boogie Boards, and scopin’ out the bikinis.
My oldest has 4 children and piles of unmatched socks. I solved the problem for her. I bought each one 12 pairs pairs of socks. Each pair was identical and unique to each child. Now they know whose socks they are and if one gets lost or has a hole in it they only end up with one unmatched sock per child.
Here is what happens to the ‘lost’ socks. In the washer the residual methane from farts in underwear is released and eventually bonds with the salt in the sweat inside the socks. Once in the dryer, the temperature reaches the flash point and the unlucky sock is vaporized in a delayed flatulence mini-explosion. Only the lint remains of this horror.
comixbomix 6 months ago
While trying to think of some sock-related humor, I made the unfortunate discovery that, like Arcamax and other comic-related sites, GoComics has adopted the “sudden full-screen preemptive ad” technique…like there weren’t already enough ads encroaching on content here?
ronaldspence 6 months ago
that website socks!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago
For some it has Sox appeal.
nosirrom 6 months ago
That sock looks like is came off a left foot. It’ll never find a match because it can only sock left.
paul 6 months ago
I think he’s just looking for casual sox.
nancyb creator 6 months ago
Kornfield Kounty 6 months ago
“Sock it to Me” Richard Nixon on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In
Prey 6 months ago
It had better be careful, it could get hosed on those sites.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
I don’t know where John and Bleeb are… they’re already done paintin’ my fancy eatin’ room, and restainin’ the fancy eatin’ table, so there’s nuthin’ more to do. I bet they’re on the beach in Boca, catchin’ some rays, ridin’ their Boogie Boards, and scopin’ out the bikinis.
ladykat 6 months ago
I suppose that’s one way to try to find an odd sock.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 6 months ago
Not going to happen: the missing socks are worn by the ghost in the attic…
Doug K 6 months ago
Check in with Frank and Ernest today.
Maybe you’ll find what you’re looking for.
timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago
It should be hanging out at the the local laundromat.
rhpii 6 months ago
My oldest has 4 children and piles of unmatched socks. I solved the problem for her. I bought each one 12 pairs pairs of socks. Each pair was identical and unique to each child. Now they know whose socks they are and if one gets lost or has a hole in it they only end up with one unmatched sock per child.
the lost wizard 6 months ago
Dryer humor. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
They’re footless and fancy-free.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Very funny! Only thing better than dry humor is dryer humor!
Impkins Premium Member 6 months ago
Got any fishnets???? :)
chaosed2 6 months ago
Here is what happens to the ‘lost’ socks. In the washer the residual methane from farts in underwear is released and eventually bonds with the salt in the sweat inside the socks. Once in the dryer, the temperature reaches the flash point and the unlucky sock is vaporized in a delayed flatulence mini-explosion. Only the lint remains of this horror.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Now that’s a service that’s long been overdue.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
Socks have eyes?!?
geese28 6 months ago
More like “lost and found”
Curiosity Premium Member 6 months ago
Not a chance……