Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 07, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s another sign of inflation out of control.

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    Heres Waldo  8 months ago

    Bunch of wide receivers?

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Doesn’t really affect their strike zones.

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    At last, a team where nobody will scratch their crotch while the National Anthem is being played.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Eh?

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    dbrucepm  8 months ago

    they are just reflecting their ridiculous salaries

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s the expansion team from the capital of British Columbia. They call themselves the Victorian Hoop Skirters.

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    wongo  8 months ago

    I thought my girlfriend was a tight end, but it turns out she was a wide receiver.

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    jdthird  8 months ago

    Should’ve been hockey goalies…

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    dflak  8 months ago

    When I was a little lad, there were 8 National League teams and 8 American League teams, three of which were in my home town of New York.

    The winner of one league played the other in the World Series.

    Today we have dozens of teams and a multi-tiered playoff system designed to favor whatever above 500 team is hottest at the end of the year.

    So we now have the boys of summer, playing the October Classic in November.

    Also with all the rule changes there are now asterisks modifying asterisks in the records book.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Too many Grand Slams at Denny’s.

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    Smitty  8 months ago

    bending over to stop grounders from going through those wickets is going to be tough.

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    …anymore these days. I know being overweight can be genetic, but in my high school of some 1800 kids in tge early 70’s, there was only one obese guy, and a handful of fairly chunky kids. Something has definitely changed over the years…(too much McDonald’s and video games perhaps??…I do like their fries, tho!)

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    Do they play for the Giants?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    Maybe they are new backstops.

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