Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 07, 2024

A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck..

A farmer passes by and says, “Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine.”

The hunter says, “No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it’s mine.”

The farmer says, “Ok Ok…we’ll settle this the old way.”

“The old way?”

“Yes. We’ll take turns kicking each other in the cojones and the first guy who can’t take it anymore loses. The winner gets the deer.”

The hunter thinks about this and he says, “Ok, let’s do it.”

The farmer says, “Ok, let me go first.” He takes a big wind up and just nails the hunter right in the cojones with his big dirty farmer boots.

The hunter doubles over in pain, huffing and puffing for a several minutes. He finally gets up, still panting and says, “Ok Ok…I’m still in…my turn.”

The farmer says, “Nah, you can keep the deer.”

“Art is in the eye of the beholder”

“But I can’t see a thing with my underwear on my head.”

In case you’re wondering, the museum was out to set a world record — and they succeeded. The old record was 270 people with underwear on their head.

These people in St Louis: Can they vote?

I always thought the Met Gala was nothing more than a vanity fashion show, but nice to know it actually has a worthwhile goal in mind.

Based on the picture, I suspect Mr. Beaufort was in part motivated by the sustainability of toupee placement.

I hope it was fresh underwear and not 2 day old

Look at those “Granny Panties”……

Those people in St Louis are now part of the Biden administration.

But why, St Louis?

Let’s hope it was clean underwear.

I guess the ones without under pants are “going commando”?

That’s because they were butt-heads.

Here’s another case where I see a face. A hairy long-nosed something-or-other in the lower left corner of the "Beaufort’ picture…

Well, classify wind speeds anyway. I’m sure lots of estimating happened pre-Beaufort!

The underwear thing: I believe this proves that mankind is not evolving. Retrogressing is the operative word here.

They did break the record, but in reality it was only a brief appearance.

And then the 355 people were returned to Arkham Asylum