Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 02, 2024

…How are you even still alive

They’ll never forget childhood. They’ll just look at the scars and reminisce

Them’s the brakes in life…

Their flights:

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Then sacrifice the tires! They’re heavier, duh.

Brakes don’t work when you’re falling through the air anyway.

You only need brakes if you intend to slow down.

“And the bolts holding the bike together?”

“I told you, Miles, ya gotta sacrifice weight to get lift!”

The early planes (WW1 era) didn’t have brakes. Don’t need no stinkin’ brakes.

What goes up, must come down…also science.

Sure… For our next science project, we can study their brains and find out if they were truly born without common sense!

Looks like they certainly got lift.

No Kevin, you’re just an idiot.

Decreasing weight will not increase lift.

This reminds me of my childhood growing up. Young and dumb, but we had fun!

Crumbs!!

As soon as they learned gravity, it’s like the thing is everywhere

seen this before …..variations on a theme……..but they never seem to learn any better…….they must suffer memory loss as a result of the eventual “impact!”

There is no stopping them now!

And he grew up to become a top member of Elon (“Kaboom”) Musk’s Space X design team.

The seemingly ever present stuffed rabbit… is Kevin another Calvin?

I don’t think so; we’ve never seen the rabbit turn into a living, talking being when no one’s around but Kevin.

One small step for kid, one giant leap for kid kind.

Maybe leave out the bunny instead of the bolts…

No way! Crumbs is a valued buddy, confidant & critical member of Team Kevin. (Plus, it warms my heart to see Crumbs when he is included in Kevin & Miles’ adventures. So…upon further reflection, I suppose Crumbs may provide for my own well-being as he does for Kevin’s. And that’s okay, lol. Thank you for posting your comment; it’s helped me take a few steps along a very nice path of self-reflection.)