The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 09, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    They’d come good for my sinusitis. I’d must stock up on tissue until the call for surgery.

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    codycab  7 months ago

    No matter what season, I also stock up.

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    Time for me to get a fresh bottle of the generic Nasacort® pump spray bottle from $ General.

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    Little Caesar  7 months ago

    Allergy season: s’not a good time.

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s people like us who keep the tissue producers in business.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    Gladys should at LEAST got a …… baker’s dozen!!!

    ;-)

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 7 months ago

    Around here it’s the thousands of Russian olive trees and that sickly sweet smell they produce.The only remedy for it is waiting for a heavy rain to wash it all away.

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    a sage  7 months ago

    I have a box in every room.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    She would get a Puff’s knock-off – without the lotion.

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Mine are a lot less severe now that I take prescription allergy medicine.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    Tissue dependency is a serious problem in this country and I think that Dr. Biden should start a new campaign of “Just say Blow”

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    the nose knows…

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    James Wolfenstein  6 months ago

    Binge-watching a chick flick on Netflix?

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    krs27  6 months ago

    Quick get the Neti pot ready!

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    Runny, stuffy noses are the norm for my wife and myself. Allergy season for us, here, is a year round issue.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    Poor Brutus, not only do Veeblefester and Mother Gargle chafe him raw; now he’ll have a sore nose from blowing it all the time.

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    elbow macaroni  6 months ago

    This is funny because?

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    And here I am thinking Glady’s gonna watch Schindler’s List.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    yup, my family goes through quite a lot of tissue boxes too… now for the kleenex, that’s a different set of laughs… :}

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Ah, the never-ending allergy season.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nothing new huh Brutus ?

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    Sir Isaac  6 months ago

    It’s those little things that make me realize that the climate, she’s achanging. Plus those Cuban anoles that blew in with the last hurricane.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    That’s why God invented Costco…..

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    preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    As I’ve gotten older, I’ve had less and less need for tissues as the allergies have subsided. When I was younger, I was allergic to just about everything but would only suffer a little. Now, that I’m older, I’m allergic to only a few things, but can die from anyone of them.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    And there you have it………

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    I notice one box is open. Must’ve been a rough drive home. She should stock up on the Zyrtec too. Or Claritin, Allegra, whatever. Works wonders for me. Plus, easier on the landfills

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    bigplayray  6 months ago

    Never had them till I was in my 40’s. They aren’t too bad but I got em!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    It’s especially true in this area with all the rain we’ve, I got my stash yesterday.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Nice name for the tissues, are they so thin they go poof when you blow on them.

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    mica4339  6 months ago

    I’m thinking of buying stock in a kleenex company

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    Julie478 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I can relate! I order 8 family-size boxes of Puffs Plus every month and I live alone. I have boxes in my kitchen, each bathroom, my desk, and by the couch. My nose constantly runs. I take allergy meds and use a nasal spray. Thankfully, my nose isn’t raw. Puffs Plus works!

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    lawguy05  6 months ago

    I thought maybe there was a run on toilet paper again.

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    s_krumpe  6 months ago

    Around here, allergy season starts in February. We’re just about done with “everyone drives a yellow car” season, but that doesn’t hit allergies as hard. Almost time for summer allergies and then October and fall allergies. January is about the only time it doesn’t hit so hard.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    With the allergies I have, I don’t need tissues, but I need lots of cough medicine. My savior med is called “Tessalon Perles,” by prescription only. One of those little gems stops my coughing almost immediately.

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    PaulGoes  6 months ago

    Shopping at Costco

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    somehow, i don’t see “poofs” ending up as a generic term… ☺

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    dbrucepm  6 months ago

    A coworker brought in a really bad cold instead of using sick days, add allergies to that and I went through 3 boxes of tissues plus 2 rolls of toilet paper used as tissues when I ran out of the real thing in less than a week

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    When it comes to allergies, who nose?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    I thought I didn’t have any allergies, but recently found out that I have an allergy in one eye. Just one. No need for extra tissues, I just have to put drops in it. No testing needed. Allergy shots work well from the people I know that have had them. I know someone who had a mold allergy so bad it resulted in permanent scar tissue in the sinus cavities. One year of weekly shots, and the allergy is gone. Shots will continue for a bit, but mold season came and went with no problems. It’s not me, but I would get the shots if I had an allergy that made me miserable.

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