Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 13, 2024

Horace has some wily excuses.

I wonder if the same would happen if an anvil accidentally fell on my shift. It’s worth a shot, right? (Gets worker’s compensation in the dialect known as Pain.)

I can’t wait for daybreak.

That explains a lot…

whew!

A scene in the old Britcom “The Young Ones” had a character look out of the window in the morning and watch the sun shatter into many pieces. His line? “Morning has broken.”

When Horace wakes up, he’ll know for sure.

another coffee may help…

Never order products from the Acme Corporation.

Morning has broken like the first morning

Blackbird has spoken like the first bird

Praise for the singing, praise for the morning

Praise for them springing fresh from the world

Doc’s Nuclear Blend, Horace… it works for Adam!

Morning Killer Side of the Horse

Introducing Hugh Horace…. a real stud….!

Those pesky anvils. Always plummeting down on you at the most inopportune times.

I thought I noticed some new cracks in the dawn today.

Horace should be mourning morning.

Forty-five years ago, I began a song with

“Morning has broken. Call the repairman…”

A few days later, my lady completed the verse with

“Pray that he gets here before the sky falls.

If he won’t answer, we’re all in trouble,

But you know how repairmen answer their calls."

And all the kings Horaces and all the kings of men…..

Wile E. Coyote bounds away, gleeful that — for a change — it didn’t land on him.

Dawn broke. The noise woke me up.

For this those commenters above of the musical bent:

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