Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 27, 2024

Won’t “shelve” this case that fast.

Book him Danno.

It’s a long-lost cause; I can never win

For the civilized world regards as unforgivable sin

Any talking out loud with any librarian…

Maybe because talking is the cause of death. As he talked to much and the librarian silenced him for good. I would start there.

Shhh!

Have you got “The Body in the Library” by Agatha Christie?

Eh what’s he doing here? Someone move body to murder mystery section.

Well obveeously the butler is did it.

I guess he wouldn’t shut up so someone did it for him.

The perp checked out “Murder for Dummies” recently!

Well … they can’t talk here.

You have to take them outside (where they might even use their outdoor voices) or have them come down to the precinct.

Shhhhh! Quite! Can you go get murdered somewhere else!?

the victim still has outstanding library fines…

I don’t think I’ve ever been told to be quiet in a library. Ok, I’m not the loudest person anyway, but I’ve not seen anyone else shushed either. How about you guys?

So then…you can’t call the cops. Oh jeez that would have been a hard time.

Library……..still need to watch your back!!!!!!!

Ms Scarlett with knife in the Library.

It’s quiet… too quiet…

Fargo episode?

This was a bit extreme. It was only a book. :)

That’s because it’s called Murder She Wrote, not Murder She Talked About.

It was that Librarian Nazi, he wouldn’t be quiet so she shut him up. And noticed she did it silently.

They’re keeping it on the down-low.

In they “Mystery” section, of course.

If they find out who did it, they’ll throw the book at him.