Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 15, 2024

That’s one thing that doesn’t change – the differences in perspectives. She likes stuff just so. He does too, but it’s a different ‘just so.’

Nowadays, her “place for her stuff” seems to change daily, so it’s a treasure hunt when I help her. Fun times!

Double the fun!

This should be in the kitchen. Correction. Is in my kitchen. I do the kitchen and my spouse washes up. Alway an adventure were at least one item was stored.

I just let my wife put things wjerever she wants, then I ask “Honey where is…?”

Oddly enough, Hubby can always find what he wants when he’s cooking but can’t remember where it goes when he empties the dishwasher.

Yeah, I have a man who cooks and cleans up and I’m complaining. I need a good smack.

I cooked, my late husband cleaned.

My wife and I have an agreement. I put stuff away and she puts it where it belongs.

I do most of the cooking so I want stuff where I can find it. We rarely have an issue. the few misplaced items do not cause much fuss. Then I just ask like direwolf says.

and then there’s the change things around and not tell anyone because you should’ve read my mind so don’t be surprised just because…

Just use the cardboard box behind her dresser like a good boy.

Sock drawer?

My favorite question for my wife, “What did you do with my …”

She knows that what that really means is “Can you help me find my …”

We live on a small lake (more like a pond on steroids) so when we can’t find something we ask instead, “When did I throw it in the lake?” One of these days we are going to have to dredge that lake.

I used to have an eidetic memory. That meant, when I wanted to find something, I could visualize in my mind the last place I saw it. It was amazing.

Then I got married …