Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 25, 2024

Hammie: “For someone who has high standards, you have none.”

Can he control his tooting? He might have digestive problems. Tooting above the water would also be a problem.

As if Wren is following those rules.

Come Zoe, they’re just . . . Tiny bubbles (tiny bubbles)

I can handle the first three, no problem.

But the last one’s a must.

You’re no fun Zoe!

Tooting isn’t the problem- it’s the train that follows it.

No pins in the inflatable parts!

Don’t obey that jerk, Hammie. Have your fun.

Not quite enough water in that pool to get a giant splash, but quite enough to annoy your sister there Hammie.

Zoe takes all the fun out of life.

See Wren splashing behind her?

The no fun zone!

So Wren is splashing now and probably tooted too. Hammie taught her well.

Zoe, Hammie just wants to have fun in the pool, not be s stick in the mud like you.

No matter how upright and proper a person is, in those private moments they all toot and snicker.

What fun is that……

Peeing in the pool didn’t make the list?

I can see some sense in those rules.

Running and diving could cause injuries, especially diving. The water is probably less than a foot deep.

Splashing is harmless, although irritating.

Hammie’s flatulence is known to be particularly noxious, bordering on lethal.

OOL RULE: You’ll notice our pool has no p in it…let’s keep it that way!

Old people here. Grumpy old women walk in the pool and have conniptions if anyone makes the tiniest splash. Heaven forbid their hair gets wet!!! The grumbling starts as soon as somebody’s grandchildren walk through the gate. Total disgust if some old people might want to have fun.

That’s your cue, Hammie! Get a running start and dive in with a big splash! Then, just as she is about to do her control-freak thing… blow some big “tub-bubbles” from the nether regions! Go Hammie Go!

He needs to be more gentleman-like.

Zoe the kill joy.

There’s something to be said about behavior standards being modeled after girls with boys being left out

For not having been in the pool yet, Hammie is awfully clean. LOL

I can clearly see Wren splashing in the pool!

In other words, Girls only, NO boys allowed.

Then what’s the point of getting in the pool?