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Old people here. Grumpy old women walk in the pool and have conniptions if anyone makes the tiniest splash. Heaven forbid their hair gets wet!!! The grumbling starts as soon as somebody’s grandchildren walk through the gate. Total disgust if some old people might want to have fun.
That’s your cue, Hammie! Get a running start and dive in with a big splash! Then, just as she is about to do her control-freak thing… blow some big “tub-bubbles” from the nether regions! Go Hammie Go!
Joseph comicinthestrip 10 months ago
Hammie: “For someone who has high standards, you have none.”
Crow Eatery 10 months ago
Can he control his tooting? He might have digestive problems. Tooting above the water would also be a problem.
Blu Bunny 10 months ago
As if Wren is following those rules.
j_m_kuehl 10 months ago
Come Zoe, they’re just . . . Tiny bubbles (tiny bubbles)
hariseldon59 10 months ago
I can handle the first three, no problem.
iggyman 10 months ago
You’re no fun Zoe!
Little Caesar 10 months ago
Tooting isn’t the problem- it’s the train that follows it.
markkahler52 10 months ago
No pins in the inflatable parts!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t obey that jerk, Hammie. Have your fun.
Just-me 10 months ago
Not quite enough water in that pool to get a giant splash, but quite enough to annoy your sister there Hammie.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
Zoe takes all the fun out of life.
kaycstamper 10 months ago
See Wren splashing behind her?
jconnors3954 10 months ago
The no fun zone!
ctolson 10 months ago
So Wren is splashing now and probably tooted too. Hammie taught her well.
Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago
Zoe, Hammie just wants to have fun in the pool, not be s stick in the mud like you.
nostobor 10 months ago
No matter how upright and proper a person is, in those private moments they all toot and snicker.
raybarb44 10 months ago
What fun is that……
timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago
Peeing in the pool didn’t make the list?
Sherlock5 10 months ago
I can see some sense in those rules.
Running and diving could cause injuries, especially diving. The water is probably less than a foot deep.
Splashing is harmless, although irritating.
Hammie’s flatulence is known to be particularly noxious, bordering on lethal.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
OOL RULE: You’ll notice our pool has no p in it…let’s keep it that way!
buflogal! 10 months ago
Old people here. Grumpy old women walk in the pool and have conniptions if anyone makes the tiniest splash. Heaven forbid their hair gets wet!!! The grumbling starts as soon as somebody’s grandchildren walk through the gate. Total disgust if some old people might want to have fun.
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 10 months ago
That’s your cue, Hammie! Get a running start and dive in with a big splash! Then, just as she is about to do her control-freak thing… blow some big “tub-bubbles” from the nether regions! Go Hammie Go!
kathleenhicks62 10 months ago
He needs to be more gentleman-like.
The Quiet One 10 months ago
Zoe the kill joy.
Mad Sci 10 months ago
There’s something to be said about behavior standards being modeled after girls with boys being left out
Rose Madder Premium Member 10 months ago
For not having been in the pool yet, Hammie is awfully clean. LOL
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 10 months ago
I can clearly see Wren splashing in the pool!
Blu Bunny 10 months ago
In other words, Girls only, NO boys allowed.
Strawberry King 10 months ago
Then what’s the point of getting in the pool?