Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 03, 2024

Ah, I see we are on a path from yesterday’s panel and comments, but a bit further up the path, shall we say…

I doubt you really need a fecifork, Miss. Hold on to your foon, maybe trade it for a salad fork later.

Oh, here! Eat your Nothing!

Humans for silverware.

Kingasobie use Hi ho silverware away.

Okay, deal. But I’d like weekly wemph-nemph supplies for the first fifty feet. Thanks. This is so kewl.

SHORK …!

Speak w/Spork Tounge.

Made in China, minus plates, saucers dishes dishes hand hand grenades.

I see the point.

n.1.(Zool.) The anal fork on which the larva of certain insects carry their feces.

I’ll see the foon and raise you a fnife.

“Foon” sounds like a Don Martin sound effect.

Teresa – sporks and foons have been sacred around here for eons.

How can you defile them with this fecifork nonsense?

what’s the difference between a foon & a buffoon?

Put your hands up in the air

Shake your fecifork like you just don’t care!

Stab your olive and cherry at the cocktail bar.

Sheesh. Oyster fork, appetizer fork, salad fork, dinner fork….. and now the anal fork? How does one keep track of which utensil to use at what time? How will I ever get over the embarrassment of using my oyster fork to fling my dingleberries at the snotty maitre d’ ?

Sorry, I’m Team Splayd

How about a foonicular railway?

I don´t have a foon, and I don´t know what a fecifork is.

It’s a good Foon — but is it a Granfalloon?