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There’s a guy in my area who works as a Santa in season. Has his own beard and really looks the part, and his wife dresses up too. He has a personalized license plate that says NICELIST.
2023 was my rookie year as a Santa. Keeping the beard. I love it when even now in the store some children look, and you can tell they’re thinking, “Is he …?”
Pre-decorated Christmas trees showed up in big box stores in late Sept. Seasonal music played at low volume until October. By the time Christmas arrived, very few cared about it at all. Even the kids were tired of seeing them.
The funny old guy in the red suit is paid by the store that supplies the chair and all the decorations, as well as being surrounded by umpteen families waiting to have a go; can’t see there’s much problem there. But if he’s walking around in summer heat, then I would steer clear – but wait, what if it were a woman wearing that clobber .. ? Now that WOULD be weird.
AllishaDawn 10 months ago
Where can you see Santa before Thanksgiving?
sirbadger 10 months ago
Would a red polyester suit work better?
Wilde Bill 10 months ago
Yeah, they know you’re still watching their kids.
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
Especially in June!
Jml58 10 months ago
There is a season for everything. This is not the season for Santa.
face.less_b 10 months ago
Well, every dog has his day. Yours happens to be December 25.
Mediatech 10 months ago
If there is only twelve days of Christmas, how come it lasts from October to mid January?
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
“Save your complaints for someone who cares. The Easter Bunny’ll be here in about 10 minutes.”
Prey 10 months ago
If you love Christmas, there is this island I know about ……
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
There’s a guy in my area who works as a Santa in season. Has his own beard and really looks the part, and his wife dresses up too. He has a personalized license plate that says NICELIST.
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
2023 was my rookie year as a Santa. Keeping the beard. I love it when even now in the store some children look, and you can tell they’re thinking, “Is he …?”
sandpiper 10 months ago
Pre-decorated Christmas trees showed up in big box stores in late Sept. Seasonal music played at low volume until October. By the time Christmas arrived, very few cared about it at all. Even the kids were tired of seeing them.
winowino Premium Member 10 months ago
They’ll never leave with a ‘closed’ door . . . ;-)
goboboyd 10 months ago
Not untrue. Especially in June.
JudyAz 10 months ago
Nice pictures on the wall!
Anon4242 10 months ago
This year Balsam Hill started running Christmas tree ads in April.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
I always thought that Santa thing was a bad idea. Then I worked in a mall and saw one behind the scenes, and I KNEW it was a bad idea!
Ishka Bibel 10 months ago
It is good to see a man willing to swaddle himself in velvet
mindjob 10 months ago
He does look like Billy Bob Thornton
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
Give it a few more months, Santa, and you’ll be popular again.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
And he shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jello shots.
christelisbetty 10 months ago
Try NOT wearing red VELVET in warm / hot weather, weirdo.
lnrokr55 10 months ago
With shopping segments on Morning TV almost every day of the week 12 months a year what’s your problem Santa ???
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
Seems a bit hot these days for that garb, Santa.
yimhere 10 months ago
Love the pictures on the wall…… different from the usual blanks!
robcarroll1213 10 months ago
I bet his ho ho ho keeps him happy!
6turtle9 10 months ago
The red nose isn’t going to help.
keenanthelibrarian 10 months ago
The funny old guy in the red suit is paid by the store that supplies the chair and all the decorations, as well as being surrounded by umpteen families waiting to have a go; can’t see there’s much problem there. But if he’s walking around in summer heat, then I would steer clear – but wait, what if it were a woman wearing that clobber .. ? Now that WOULD be weird.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
Seasonal employment is always a downer.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Rough off season at North Pole, Nick?