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Calvin from “Calvin and Hobbes” would certainly agree with this. He loves Christmas but is stressed out in the build-up to Christmas as he has to be good or at least fake being good.
I hated that aspect of Christmas as a child; it made me paranoid and almost afraid to do anything. I decided not to raise my daughters that way & did away with that whole bit.
My birthday is in July. As a kid, we were frequently on vacation over my birthday, but it was OK because at the restaurants I could usually get about 5 birthday treats; My birthday is in 2 days, my birthday is tomorrow, today is my birthday, my birthday was yesterday, my birthday was 2 days ago. Two days was about as far as I could push it.
That’s only because, compared to Santa, Jon is a lot easier for Garfield to push around. Some folks had tougher parents. Mine weren’t like that, but I’m still pretty sure I wouldn’t have seen any birthday presents if I pulled some of the stuff Garfield does.
codycab 9 months ago
Gotta love loopholes!
togepi175 9 months ago
nah
ʲᔆ 9 months ago
â… â€™ve had enough birthdays to last a lifetime
BigDaveGlass 9 months ago
And you can have as many unbirthdays as you want……
hariseldon59 9 months ago
If he expects presents from Jon, he should still be nice to him.
Calvinist1966 9 months ago
Calvin from “Calvin and Hobbes” would certainly agree with this. He loves Christmas but is stressed out in the build-up to Christmas as he has to be good or at least fake being good.
billyk75 9 months ago
Same as Easter.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Comin’ up on 50 before long!!
2AndFour 9 months ago
Funny thing is that Jon loves Garfield despite all the daily antics Garfield pulls.
Wren Fahel 9 months ago
I hated that aspect of Christmas as a child; it made me paranoid and almost afraid to do anything. I decided not to raise my daughters that way & did away with that whole bit.
silberdistel 9 months ago
And silly old me stopped celebrating birthdays after 1982. Sigh Does not feel like I am missing out on something.
edmund_graham 9 months ago
The best loophole of all really
Strawberry King 9 months ago
Time goes by so fast, so you really don’t have to wait that long for your birthday or Christmas.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Only five months and 28 shopping days until The❤️Count’s birthday!
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
Every day is a birthday if you celebrate and live your life.
w16521 9 months ago
How about gifting Garfield exercise equipement? Nah, he’d ignore it.
DJohnny 9 months ago
And I who thought that Santa was always watching?
preacherman Premium Member 9 months ago
With B’days, presents come from friends. Just how many gift giving friends does Garfield have that he hasn’t ticked off?
ladykat Premium Member 9 months ago
True.
djhaywood Premium Member 9 months ago
Unless your birthday is at Christmas. Sigh
CaveCat87 9 months ago
My birthday was actually a month after Garfield’s.
Crikcet53 Premium Member 9 months ago
Not if your birthday is 2 weeks before Christmas!
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
My birthday is in July. As a kid, we were frequently on vacation over my birthday, but it was OK because at the restaurants I could usually get about 5 birthday treats; My birthday is in 2 days, my birthday is tomorrow, today is my birthday, my birthday was yesterday, my birthday was 2 days ago. Two days was about as far as I could push it.
Goat from PBS 9 months ago
And, if you’re born in June like Garfield, you get presents on both halves of the year.
mail2jbl 9 months ago
One of the better strips in a comic that has been on autopilot for several years.
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s only because, compared to Santa, Jon is a lot easier for Garfield to push around. Some folks had tougher parents. Mine weren’t like that, but I’m still pretty sure I wouldn’t have seen any birthday presents if I pulled some of the stuff Garfield does.
norphos 9 months ago
The Law of Carternity applies, so Garf has outlived the normal feline life span. 3 of our cats lived past 18, so Garfield is definitely living well.
Thenecromancer 9 months ago
Its coming
anncorr339 9 months ago
Bet all Garfield presents food related