I’d like to kick those stupid buttons you have to push to get a ‘walk’ light crossing a busy street. They used to have lights that would show walk, flashing don’t walk or solid don’t walk. It was easier to tell how close I was getting to being able to cross.
Seth down 4 months ago
Dispense with the pleasantries
Botulism Bob 4 months ago
Does this mean Frank is going to get a kickback?
Doug K 4 months ago
Ai Yai Yai
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
So, are you going to give me a complimentary soda, or will I have to kick you too?
Nuke Road Warrior 4 months ago
These “Smart” machines are turning into “Smart A&&” machines.
dcdete. 4 months ago
Let’s be Frank here. I’ve kicked a few soda machines myself when you puts your money in and nothing comes out!
jmcenanly 4 months ago
“I’m sorry, Frank, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
dbrucepm 4 months ago
SKYNET, the machines are talking to each other. Frank will be terminated.
Skeptical Meg 4 months ago
There’s an old Woody Allen bit about what happened when he abused his “smart” appliances. And this is from around 1965.
Captain Bars 4 months ago
“T’wasn’t me, I swear!”
uniquename 4 months ago
“I didn’t get my soda so your cousin got his Dew.”
StephenHoyt 4 months ago
With artificial intelligence on line and with a facial recognition software that technology is close to being able to do that now!
sandpiper 4 months ago
No use looking over one’s shoulder to see who might be watching. They’re everywhere. See Krebs on Security 5-21-24. Scary stuff.
InTraining 4 months ago
it was Ernie that popped him…!
Spacetech 4 months ago
Time to punch out the camera
Farceur 4 months ago
Well then you know what’s going to happen if you don’t give me my money.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
It’s so uncomfortable for Frank, you can hear a P.I.N. drop.
Dr_Fogg 4 months ago
Aieeee AI! or Spark?
thejanith Premium Member 4 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
chromosome Premium Member 4 months ago
I’d like to kick those stupid buttons you have to push to get a ‘walk’ light crossing a busy street. They used to have lights that would show walk, flashing don’t walk or solid don’t walk. It was easier to tell how close I was getting to being able to cross.