Jeff Danziger for May 09, 2024

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    SHIVA  about 2 months ago

    Of course, he said that didn’t happen!!!!

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  about 2 months ago

    Trumps subtle as a trainwreck

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    Godfreydaniel  about 2 months ago

    OR call the FBI, because you are dealing with a traitor besides a criminal…..

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    cmxx  about 2 months ago

    It’s not as bad as that looks; according to the transcript, he was also wearing a T-shirt.

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    Chazz  about 2 months ago

    And add, “He really hates cops.”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You left out, “and lock the door.”

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    Zuhl's Wife  about 2 months ago

    BTW, today in 1960, “The Pill” became available on the market. Before then, the only reliable contraceptive was the condom, which guys don’t like to wear, and in many states, was only available to married couples (and the military).

    64 years later, MAGA Republicans want to return to those “good ’ol days” while paving the road to Gilead.

    Is that what you really want for yourselves, your sisters, and daughters, Republican women?

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    Zuhl's Wife  about 2 months ago

    “I never said that [thing that everybody heard me say]!”

    Don’t believe yer lyin’ eyes and ears. Believe only what I tell you.

    And MAGA creeps obediently fall into lock step.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The “messiah” to the Christian evangelicals supporting him still. 4 months after Melania gave birth to their son. And an affair with another woman while she was pregnant.

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    Foxcarver Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It happened to me once with a guy who didn’t have the upper hand. I got off easier than Stormy. Never appear suddenly in your underwear because no, this is not attractive to women.

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    oldspacehound  about 2 months ago

    I am surprised he can still get it up, a lot of old geezers like him can’t.

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    nodjt  about 2 months ago

    There are too few X’s on his underwear.

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    babka Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ….or room service….

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    mac04416  about 2 months ago

    Most scenes from ’Stormy’s’ life are XXX rated. The lengths some go to get attention. Never enough, Never ending.

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    The Nodding Head  about 2 months ago

    The point is not that Stormy Daniels is a professional sex worker. It’s that Horndog Hitler consorts with professional sex workers.

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  about 2 months ago

    Just had B-fast and now I feel I’m gonna hurl. Thanks, Jeff.

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    chollacat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How about teaching men about consent?

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “You remind me of my daughter” T-rump told her. How disgusting, and yet some people will still support a pathetic loser and abuser.

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Predator 101.

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    ncorgbl  about 2 months ago

    A teaching moment for young women.

    If you go to a man’s apartment expect what that says.

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    artegal  about 2 months ago

    How about not going to the man’s apartment in the first place?

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    gigagrouch  about 2 months ago

    Talk about a mood-killer! Turn off the lights at least!

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    Newenglandah  about 2 months ago

    Trump is totally devoted to his lovely wife and family (snark)!

    After all, he convinced the judge that as a loving father he needed a day to attend his son’s high school graduation. Then he scheduled a campaign rally for that day at the other end of the country.

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    T Smith  about 2 months ago

    A teaching moment for young women:

    If you come out of the bathroom and find Donald Trump, quickly go back in the bathroom, lock the door and dial 911.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Love the XXXL tag on the shorts.

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    piper_gilbert  about 2 months ago

    Meanwhile, his wife was at home recovering from childbirth after delivering him a son. Family Values!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 months ago

    Trump attorney’s dogged pursuit of Stormy Daniels is blowing up in her face

    “At the end of the day, other people, I suspect, are going to substantiate that she at least knew Donald Trump and was with him in Nevada around that time,” he explained. “I think the third point is the same thing you have with any problematic witness you do as a prosecutor, which is, I didn’t choose this person. The defendant chose this person.”

    Legal analyst George Conway called the dogged pursuit of Daniels a “disaster” for the defense team.

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    dkolsen1125 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Dial 911 for a guy in his boxer shorts? Right. In September 2023 there were 59,894 untested raper kits in just 23 reporting states. Calling Room Serviceis probably a wiser move.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 months ago

    At a Mar-a-Lago meeting in April, oil executives complained that despite pouring hundreds of millions into lobbying the government, the Biden administration had pursued stronger environmental regulations. “Trump’s response stunned several of the executives in the room overlooking the ocean: You all are wealthy enough, he said, that you should raise $1 billion to return me to the White House,” the Post reports. In exchange, Trump vowed to roll back current regulations and freeze future ones. He told them given the savings, a billion bucks would be a “deal” for them.

    What Trump is offering is entirely legal and absolutely corrupt. (Or to borrow a phrase: very legal and very uncool.) Thanks to Trump’s bluntness, there can be no hair-splitting about what’s going on here, and that’s good for public understanding. Trump is asking special interests for an eye-popping fee in exchange for giving them explicit favors. Trump and the oil companies might argue (dubiously) that their preferred regime would actually be better for consumers, but they are cutting ‘the people’ out of the discussion entirely, subverting democracy. The deal gets done between Trump and the suits, behind closed doors. It’s a good reminder that Trump’s claim to being an outsider is a sham.

    Trump says he will stop the govt from buying electric cars to help his oil buddies destroy the climate.

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    FrannieL Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If I had been 27 years old and a 60-year-old man had approached me inappropriately, as Trump did Stormy, I would have reported it to my father. That would have resolved the situation, but not in a good way for the 60-year-old man. I sympathize with Stormy because it seems that she has faced many challenges on her path to adulthood and has done her best to cope with them. Women really need to help lift each other up and be supportive.

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    nyg16  about 2 months ago

    what a revolting sight that must-a been

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    ragsarooni Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Eeeewwww….how can I get this image outta my head? Eeeewwwww……

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