The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 30, 2024

That visitor seems to have no chin.

I think that anyone who works all week has a right to be a little slothful on weekends.

One foot facing, and again, Loretta, leave Leroy alone. He brings home the bacon; you cook it!!

The statement seems to necessarily imply the guest said, your husband has no animal magnetism. Odd thing to say as you’re walking past a window with your purse—arriving or leaving.

Leroy still has animal magnetism, but only if you consider the mosquito to be an animal.

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Leroy seems to be comfortable in that position. If I were to try assuming that same position, I’d probably struggle to keep myself balanced enough to stay on the hammock. That takes skill!

And the only thing he draws is flies.

Hey! Loretta’s not in all black today.

After Loretta’s cooking last night, he might have “animal maggots in ’im.”

Loretta does not have any wool over her eyes.

How is Leroy‘s finger nail situation?

That’s the good life right there.