Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 24, 2024

Marty is down to a part-time announcer…or does the female always announce the women’s games?

1A: “Don’t worry, you’ll find another boy, er, girl, uh….whatever you’re into these days.”

Panel 2, batting right-handed. Panel 3, batting left-handed. Make up your mind, Whig.

What coaching

The big reveal today is that coach Cami Toe is on the other team like E(MeMe)ly and Ericka too. Does this mean Keri has another mom now?

P2 Is Keri down in the count 0-1 or is she 0 for 1 for the day at the plate? The School for Ambiguous Broadcasting’s graduates are thriving in the Valley.

Is Gregggg Hammmm the coach at Madison? Did he catch a whiff of pretty in the air and mistake Keri for Dotty Dubbs at the plate, causing the outfield to move in?

I’ll ignore your cheap aroma / And your little-bo-peep diploma / I’ll just put you in a coma / With some dirty love / Some dirty love / That dirty love / That dirty love

The poodle bites! / (Come on, Frenchie) / The poodle chews it / (Snap it!) / The poodle bites! / (Come on, Frenchie) / The poodle chews it! / (Snap it!)

Has any announcer ever said, “Off to left field?”

My God, the drama.

Keri doubles her pleasure with a 4 bagger, pelting a d1nger, a salami, h@mping one over the fence…..feel free to indulge us with additional witticisms Snarkers.

I met my wife in college too. But things were different then.

What I wouldn’t give for a rousing chorus of “Bah, Bah Black Sheep.” That would make more sense.

“Milford wins”…of course they do.

Way to go Cami and remind Peanut that her mom plays for the other team now.

Dang, a walkoff home run in the top of the 7th! Must have been their last ball.

Looks like a two-vape-stick day in the booth.

This “walk-off” crap is getting old…"Touchdown.Game over. Milford wins. “….”Rod shoots.It’s good. Game over .Milford wins.“…”….“Keri swings. Home run. Game over . Milford wins.”

Another non-traditional character. Is Gil the only straight one?

That’s BS (blown save… what else were you thinking)!

announcer jackie gets bored easy so she calls the games on crystal meth

no wonder tays is always at the gentlemens club didnt he try to hit on miss cami once

i know no one cares but did kwan ever get a chance to tie johnny vandermeer for back to back no hitters

i had no idea cami was part of milford clameater society

P4: Cami goes psycho when the Grumpire calls the batter out for that right foot being completely out of the giant batter’s box. Butter knives come out, cops are called.

Gil should take note. All you need to do is throw out some lame sayings and it motivates your players. And speaking of motivating, it shouldn’t take much motivating to want to read the further exploits of The Grumpire in today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

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Only Barajas thinks coaches-players are discussing personal problems during games.

P1- “……By the way, did I ever tell you that you’ve got a nice a$$?”

P1- Keri puts on a blue helmet under her red helmet a grabs a piece of railing from the dugout. Is she really going to attack that umpire?

I hate the sound of a metal bat. Just not natural. How can you savor a home run that starts with “Ping”.

I can hear Blaine Edwards and Antoine Meriwether (Men on Gil Thorp, from In Living Color)-“hated it.”