Strange Brew by John Deering for May 22, 2024

For myself, I’m waiting for a sale or specials!!!

Imagine the wasted human effort. But those municipal projects were “shovel-ready”. Full employment, an onion in every pot….

It was basically a pyramid scheme.

He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a, King Tut (Steve Martin)

There’s average, and there’s average. Average for the pharaoh was just a LITTLE different than for the slave who built his pyramid, I’m willing to bet. And yes, I know the pharaoh’s was charged to the gummint and not paid for out of his own pocket…

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Cheops Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. Robert Heinlein

How much would you pay for a 60 foot high Pyramid?

And so, the 9.95 plan was born…

“That’s him over there, helping to pull a block of stone up a ramp.”

Try our layaway plan.

Yes, I do, unfortunately.

The industry has an effective lobby, one of the results being pricing options thataren’t very good options.

last thing i’ll buy

The initial expenses of a slave crew is high but works out in long term project cost averaging.

Nothing average about being the pharaoh. That said, the afterlife is overrated.

Have I got a deal for you! It’s to die for!!

Ha! It’s a bargain compared to then!

Don’t do business with him, or Egypt you. Then you will be in deNile.

The original pyramid scheme. “So then he sold a pyramid to four of his friends …”

He heard people were dying of aSphinxiation.

It ain’t cheap to honor your Mummy.