Close to Home by John McPherson for May 25, 2024

“Ocean view” ??

You don’t want to be upside down on this mortgage.

You haven’t seen the basement, yet.

Cool. Beach front property!

It’s great for entertaining.

Good luck getting homeowner’s insurance.

Where is the sand?

Portland Harbor at certain King High Tides !

If you need to finance your purchase, we have loan sharks in the next room.

What’s on the realtor’s mouth?

Is it low tide or high tide right now?

Hey… it’s a little moist, but it looks like a good fixer-upper! ツ

(It’s hard to tell whether Bleeb is hanging on for dear life… or whatever aliens would call it… “snargert” or sump’n… or if he’s just boogie boardin’!)

I’m goin’ with boogie boardin’…

That’s LOW tide?

This is mar-a-lago in a couple years.

This is my neighborhood. Yay King Tides!

funniest thing is…they’re actually still thinking about it!

Yea, mold and dead fish.

It’s a swell place to dwell.

They’ve been flooded with offers.

That looks like the buoy’s room behind him.

Global warming on Florida coastal areas!

Who wouldn’t want place with an indoor pool.

People spend millions to have houses on the beach, and when the water gets too close to the house, they expect the city and taxpayers to fix the beach for them. Saw it too many times in Virginia Beach to want to even visit the beach.

If that house is made from plastic instead of wood and sheetrock, maybe it won’t rot into mildew.

A moldy vibe

Does it come with a canoe?

Typical Florida home in 2030.