Shields seem to be in order.
I have been considering putting a sign on my front door: WARNING! Homeowner carries a pistol and or rifle at all times!"
Too much?
Why does Aunty need a slingshot, when she has such a sharp tongue. It’s like a samurai sword that slices quickly diagonally through a bundle of bamboo. (Tameshigiri )
Maybe it’s the little mistakes that make people relate to her. There’s a double P, not a double N, in “Unapproachable.”
Take evasive action.
Don’t be catty, Aunty.
For those who don’t know, a slingshot is known as a “catapult” or “catty” here in the UK.
Why Aunty. Simple, no one likes the odor of an old drunk.
Hmm, I’ll take a shot… No! Wait! Let me rephrase that!
Well, I have a bullwhip and am having an ‘Indiana Jones’ moment…or channeling my inner Catwoman.
The “aura” is enough!!!!
True.
80% of people who own weapons don’t know how to use them. Armed Stupids.
I’ll be sure to keep my distance.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago
Shields seem to be in order.
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
I have been considering putting a sign on my front door: WARNING! Homeowner carries a pistol and or rifle at all times!"
Too much?
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Why does Aunty need a slingshot, when she has such a sharp tongue. It’s like a samurai sword that slices quickly diagonally through a bundle of bamboo. (Tameshigiri )
electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago
Maybe it’s the little mistakes that make people relate to her. There’s a double P, not a double N, in “Unapproachable.”
Doug K 3 months ago
Take evasive action.
Calvinist1966 3 months ago
Don’t be catty, Aunty.
For those who don’t know, a slingshot is known as a “catapult” or “catty” here in the UK.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Why Aunty. Simple, no one likes the odor of an old drunk.
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Hmm, I’ll take a shot… No! Wait! Let me rephrase that!
Strider Keninginne Premium Member 3 months ago
Well, I have a bullwhip and am having an ‘Indiana Jones’ moment…or channeling my inner Catwoman.
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
The “aura” is enough!!!!
ladykat 3 months ago
True.
CorkLock 3 months ago
80% of people who own weapons don’t know how to use them. Armed Stupids.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
I’ll be sure to keep my distance.