Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 03, 2024

Shields seem to be in order.

I have been considering putting a sign on my front door: WARNING! Homeowner carries a pistol and or rifle at all times!"

Too much?

Why does Aunty need a slingshot, when she has such a sharp tongue. It’s like a samurai sword that slices quickly diagonally through a bundle of bamboo. (Tameshigiri )

Maybe it’s the little mistakes that make people relate to her. There’s a double P, not a double N, in “Unapproachable.”

Take evasive action.

Don’t be catty, Aunty.

For those who don’t know, a slingshot is known as a “catapult” or “catty” here in the UK.

Why Aunty. Simple, no one likes the odor of an old drunk.

Hmm, I’ll take a shot… No! Wait! Let me rephrase that!

Well, I have a bullwhip and am having an ‘Indiana Jones’ moment…or channeling my inner Catwoman.

The “aura” is enough!!!!

True.

80% of people who own weapons don’t know how to use them. Armed Stupids.

I’ll be sure to keep my distance.