Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 15, 2024

on the other hand, probably if you ask him “Have you been a moron for a long time?” he would take it as “goal achieved” and stop being stupid shrug

My second husband was so dumb, when I asked him if his mother had any live children, he said no.

“You may not be the stupidest person on the planet, but you better hope they don’t die!”

It backfired when he replied, “I don’t know – I married you.”

Ever striving for his Personal WORST?

Is that a TurDunceHead?

To make something completely fool proof only encourages the ingenuity of complete fools…

Walt’s personal hero, Mr. Bean! ☺

Why would someone do something horrible and disgusting like putting a dead animal over the head of someone else? Is this another strange “joke” of the “new world”?

A lot of husbands do.

Well Aunty, he married you, so on the Stupid Scale from one to ten he is a 6,00,378,933,454.

A matched pair.

No doubt why you married him.

To men, all women are crazy. To women, all men are stupid.

This is SO reminiscent of a hilarious Mr. Bean Christmas episode!

god as his witness, he thought the turkey head idea would fly…

☺

Reminds me of the Friends episode where Monica puts the turkey on her head to scare Chandler.

Happy fathers day Walt