The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 11, 2024

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

“Nope. You’re on your own.”

The reason is standing in the doorway. He doesn’t need Siri to tell him that!

Ｔ.Ｇ.Ｉ.Ｍ. celebration?

Siri: “Try, ‘Gort, Klaatu barada nikto!’”

I wonder if that would work for Andy Capp?

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Somehow, the Siri team forgot to program that into her. Possibly they intended to but forgot after a night of staying out until past 3 AM themselves.

I was out until 3:00 AM because the bars close at 2:30 AM. I don’t see the issue here Loretta?

It seemed like a good idea at the time just doesn’t cut it. :)

She had me tied to the bed, Loretta. How was I SUPPOSED to get home?! (two feet facing)

Women treat men like kid’s. They won’t let them play with their friends, because they’re worried they’ll stay out too late.

Certainly not because you wanted to.

Just tell her you weren’t in any hurray to see her, she’ll understand.

Or why it’s so well lit at that hour?

I am so glad I don’t have an iPhone. I don’t want one, either.

Looking at Loretta that is why you stayed out

Do the Lockhorns live in Alaska? It’s very bright for 3:00 am unless they are i the land of the midnight sun.