Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2024

…nine out of ten doctors say,“Yuck!”…

…surprise, surprise, surprise…

…that’s not a rainbow, either…

…Snape’s kinky side finally showed up in, Harry Potter and the Silent But Deadly Toot….

…has there ever been a study between the size of a man’s testies and how brave they are?…I mean…

…do small men read Frog Applause to compensate?…

…or large men to brag?…

…asking for a frenemy..

…my grandpa punctured one of his balls …

…it let out a stinky vapor…

…luckily, we had two footballs and could still play…

All I have to say about that is “torsion.”

His name is Ralph Scroates. We aren’t sure what he wants.

Hey, don’t listen to anything they say!

good thing you have 911 on speed dial ;+)

Don’t be testy.

the shemp howard hairdo making a return

Go ahead. Make his day.

My best sermon comes from the Book of Testiclies. Unfortunately cannot repeat any of it here due to you know who.

Which testicalle, front or rear? And what does the other one think?

It’s good if you have a communicating hydrocle because then it can talk to your testícles.

Great use of “puncture”, “drain”, and “t e s t i c l e” in one “comic” today, Teresa …!

( reminds me of the Chinese name Wun Hung-Lo )

The other one doesn’t – be gentle.

Never had the condition nor seen it. Thanks be to dog for that.

When you need relief, try the new and improved ScroTums…

Mine has trust issues.

Sounds painful & risky…just one small move and…

Crispin’s last screen test did not go well.

ELECTRONIC SIGN IN FRONT OF SAINT TERESA OF CALCUTTA:

WHAT PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

They need to be drained and refilled every 3 months or 3000 miles, whichever comes first. Use only top quality Penzcele for best results

Is that the left one talking?

Now there is a man, who knows what he wants, knows how to get it, and is unafraid to ask for it. All persons experiencing a minor medical crisis should be so bold and decisive, before their minor crisis engorges to enormity.

Rotating issues when the thickener turns to cement.

Women will fuss the heck for pain relief, while men are buzy with directions and keep quiet.

Scrotal issues.

…somehow, this FA reminds me of Trump’s V.P. candidates…

…the devil’s in the details…

…I guess…

…no thanks, I’ll just have an old fashioned blood letting…

…this procedure is now illegal in Texas…

..you’ll have to go to soulless Colorado to get it….

…yes, I agree…

…the Bathmat Factory does have the best public service announcements…

…234+ mph…

…90% chance of rain…

…what could possibly go wrong?…