Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 15, 2024

Clickbait.

The rest will kill you.

These instructions were written by a publicist for exploitation films.

You’re doing electrical repairs wrong.

Try #7 at work – it will get you fired.

Three convicts up for execution in electric chair. Rule—if chair doesn’t work convict goes free. First convict sits. Chair doesn’t work. You’re free to go. Second convict sits. Chair doesn’t work. You’re free to go. Third convict is a (Pick your own ethnic) electrician. He sits and says “this will never work. The red wire goes where the green wire is and the green wire goes where the red wire is”. See how politically correct ruins the best jokes?

Wade thru all the pop-up ads first, tho!

Don’t do these at home.

I saw a sign once that said:

WARNING: Electricity will kill you… and it will hurt the entire time you are dying!

Do I get my click back if it DOESN’T shock me?

Well at least it ain’t one weird trick to gets a electrifying experience.

Dave’s current comic lit up my day.

Cut the BLUE wire with the YELLOW stripe, NOT the YELLOW wire with the BLUE strip!

Looks like he cut a finger off. Maybe carpentry isn’t for him either.

This cartoon is lit.

Wire you looking those up?

Best to keep one hand in your pocket at all times.

I have seen a 220 volt electrical arc put a hole through the drum of a clothes dryer … r.e.s.p.e.c.t. …!

I saw something really shocking the other day. A substation.

Looks like Ralph already has experience with #3.

Click Bait should really be illegal!

Electricians hate him!

And one weird wiring trick.