Steve Kelley for May 23, 2024

When things are looking dire for their Messiah, SKelley and crew have to make stuff up about Biden, knowing their minions will eat it up and praying others might do so as well.

Steve running out of gas to cook

Joe: Then I landed on the Moon with Neil Armstrong. That was one big step for me in the poll and 12 steps forward for Donald Trump. But, c’mon man. Let’s get serious folks. We need to get Kamalalalala up to speed. You never know when the eclipse of the Ides of the 25 might happen. Be prepared, you know. Let’s get serious. I never liked that Shakespeare guy. Out, out brief candle. Is that a dagger

Joe: Then I landed on the Moon with Neil Armstrong. That was one big step backwards for me in the polls and 12 points forward for Donald Trump. But, c’mon man. Let’s get serious folks. We need to get Kamalalalala up to speed. You never know when the eclipse of the Ides of the 25th Amendment might happen and take me out.. Be prepared, you know. Let’s get serious. I never liked that Shakespeare guy. A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a Democrat donkey, or a vanilla ice cream cone. Whatever, man. Bring it on.

^^@Al Viziato: Two goofy posts do not a sane one make.

The Dems will replace him at the convention. As for the primary voters, Dems don’t care about them.

“Meanwhile, mein fuhrer Trump ist perfekt!” ~ Steve Kelley

Don’t we all wish dictator Biden was lying again yesterday when he illegally (without Congressional approval) proclaimed we taxpayers must pay for more Student Loans?

But, hey! Biden has pandered just enough more student votes to almost win the election.

“I’ve got one thing to say, and I’ll say that one thing. And I say that one thing and I say it over and over. So look at my cartoons, and see that one thing.” —Steve Kelley, Redundant

How Many golf championships, Steve Kelley? My Gods, you’re not even relevant anymore.

Cadaver Joe is a cognitive disaster. Bill Mahar recently stole my description and referred to him as “cadaver-like.”

From the NAAC speech, using cadaver Joe’s terminology.

“When I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic. And, what happened was Barack said to me: Go to Detroit — help fix it.’”

“We’re cracking down on corporate landlords who keep rents down"

My favorite: “He [Trump] calls the irrectionists who stormed Capitol Hill patriots."

“Earlier this month, I posthumously awarded Medgar Evers the Presidential Medal of Freedom, our nation’s highest civilian honor. His spirit endures. The NAAC spirit endures."

He also said O’Kare saved millions of families $800,000 in premiums.

Not for filling a legal promise you make. What character development and responsibility does that teach our countries young people? Not all of them will get elected to office or go to congress!

Incredibly sad, incredibly dishonest, incredibly pathetic, that the loony toonist in question supports Trump, a known rapist and proven traitor, and our resident trolls fall all over themselves to lap up the Kult Koolade.

^^@Swamp: Your use of words such as “cognitive”, the meaning of which you clearly do not understand, demonstrates that the use of ai to power Muscovite spambots urgently needs to be refined.

There is no such thing as cognitive disaster. You might have heard of “cognitive dissonance”. This, however, is something completely different.

Kelley, like all the right-wing media stooges, try to make Biden look crazier than Trump.

Kelly is on hallucinogens again!

I’m looking forward to another one of Bidens lucid and informative press conferences. Nothing instills confidence more than flash cards, photos and a seat map! Complete with hand shakes in the air.

I don’t know who that cartoon is depicting but I suspect that Kelley still has TDS.

Plagiarized speeches. That’s funny coming from Kelley who’s candidate literally plagiarizes Adolf Hitler.

Capitalism/privatization has failed numerous times and been rescued by taxpayers …

“… The Panic of 1792 was the first time the federal government intervened to prop up the markets. During that crisis, Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton authorized purchases to prevent the collapse of the securities market.

During the Great Depression, a government program to buy and refinance defaulted mortgages kept 1 million families in their homes.

The Savings & Loan crisis cost the government $160 billion (in 1990 dollars) to clean up.

In response to the COVID-19 pandemic, the U.S. government authorized more than $2 trillion in assistance, including providing three stimulus checks: $1,200 for every qualifying adult and $500 for every child in April 2020, $600 for every qualifying adult and dependent children in December 2020, and, with the passage of the American Rescue Plan Act in March 2021, a third check of $1,400 for qualifying adults and each of their dependents. …"

investopedia .com/articles/economics/08/government-financial-bailout .asp

Also, Captain Kirk asked Joe Biden to come to Vulcan with him to pin the Silver Star on Luke Skywalker.

“And I tested very positively in another sense. This morning,” Trump said. “Yeah, I tested positively toward negative, right? So I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative.”

The White House staff just got famous for attempting to correct Biden’s speech goofs after it was too late because he already said them. But the insanity goes deeper. Democrats say that these are just Malapropisms that don’t affect Joe’s meaning or his ability to communicate. The rest of us notice that these redlines are actually changing Joe’s words into something that he not only didn’t say, but something he didn’t mean.

Maybe the DNC could save money by using AI to create Joe’s speeches, or even Joe’s likeness itself. Hey, maybe that’s their debate strategy!

Wasn’t it tRump who didn’t know the history of Pearl Harbor?

Again, for all of those who think this is a bad idea, remember that there is a shortage of teachers, nurses, and doctors, to name a few occupations. So, to teach your kids and take care of you when you are sick or injured, you want them to go into debt for life? Most industrialized nations provide free education.

There is no way of knowing what we have lost with our policy of not giving every person their best opportunity to achieve what they can. It is detrimental to the entire human race, not just to the individual. And, it isn’t just that the mind that could have discovered the cure for cancer could have been born in poverty and never learned to read.

The average college graduate pays more in federal taxes very year of their working life than the average high school graduate. If that’s divided by the 4 years it takes to get a college education, and public schools were free, those additional taxes would pay for the cost of college, with a net gain for total income taxes paid. THE REST OF US WOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY MORE TAXES, IN FACT THE NET EFFECT WOULD BE A TAX PLUS. This doesn’t even consider that with the degree, the person is less likely to ever need unemployment or welfare, and that more students would complete high school if they could see it as the way to a good job. They would also be paying a larger amount in all other types of taxes, social security and Medicare.

The best investment we could make to keep America strong is to not just forgive all student loans but to make public higher education, trade schools, etc totally free, as long as the student is progressing. There is no better investment than to give our people every opportunity to be the best they can be. Yes, It’s good for them individually, but the country is made up of individuals, so it’s also good for the nation

Says the lying traitor party cartoonist.

How about when he led Washington across the Delaware and his pivotal role with Grant at Appomattox?

Kelley has become the comsummate ‘tRump bootlicker’

[ or should the phrase be ‘tRump arse-kisser?’ ]

Since this topic is going to be beaten into the ground anyway, the artists and their fans should arrange a real smackdown where each lines up every bit of gibberish and ridiculous comments along with the stumbling and moments of zoning out. Then we have a count and declare the winner.

Nixon scuttled the Vietnam peace talks because “war presidents” get re-elected.

Kelley, are you PROUD of that and the subsequent deaths and destruction?

Vote for Joe, not the psycho.

“I should start by saying the only reason I am able to stand here is because of the Greek community,” Biden said in his opening remarks. “That’s not hyperbole.”It was, indeed, hyperbole.

“One of the things that I learned early on was that I had a very close relationship with the Greek American community — for real!” Biden said. “In the heart, and, I mean, real! In the church there, as well!”

Biden’s strong Greek connections come after he touted similar roots with the black, Irish, Catholic, Jewish, Polish, and Puerto Rican communities. Biden’s remarks were so hyperbolic that if he were not an octogenarian, one might reasonably expect him to start smashing plates, yelling “Opa,” and declare the ceremony as Biden’s “Big Fat Greek” press conference.

So fuggin trite and yawn worthy.

The problem with this cartoon (and others like it), is that it lacks all properties found in the good ones, i.e., nuance, surprise, unpredictability, and the Ezra Pound “make it new” thing.

Reads like the typical fact-free MAG-GOP drivel.