Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.
Better stop using it at this point.
forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!
So, the egg came before the chicken!!!
They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.
Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?
It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.
He must be hard boiled!
If it was possible to reverse aging, I could get into Disney World for free.
Egg-scrutiating.
And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.
Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.
Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06
On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.
Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.
Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.
Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.
I cracked up when I read this
The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.
Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.
If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.
So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?
He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p
funny
This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.
You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week
And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.
Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”
Is this a young wives tale?
Turns out it was just a shell company.
Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?
All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.
Yakety Sax 27 days ago
Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.
rekam Premium Member 27 days ago
Better stop using it at this point.
ronaldspence 27 days ago
forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!
SHIVA 27 days ago
So, the egg came before the chicken!!!
Ratkin 27 days ago
They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.
The Reader Premium Member 27 days ago
Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?
Bilan 27 days ago
It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.
iggyman 27 days ago
He must be hard boiled!
jasonsnakelover 27 days ago
If it was possible to reverse aging, I could get into Disney World for free.
a sage 27 days ago
Egg-scrutiating.
nosirrom 27 days ago
And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.
Curly Fries 27 days ago
Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.
ksu71 27 days ago
Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06
phritzg Premium Member 27 days ago
On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.
Direwolf 27 days ago
Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.
Slowly, he turned... 27 days ago
Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.
Prey 27 days ago
Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.
Seth down 27 days ago
I cracked up when I read this
PraiseofFolly 27 days ago
The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.
Jeffin Premium Member 27 days ago
Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.
uniquename 27 days ago
So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 27 days ago
He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p
philwinn 27 days ago
funny
oish 27 days ago
Old27F20 27 days ago
This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.
PoodleGroomer 27 days ago
You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week
zeexenon 27 days ago
And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.
The Brooklyn Accent 27 days ago
Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”
Lablubber 27 days ago
Is this a young wives tale?
Digital Frog 27 days ago
Turns out it was just a shell company.
6turtle9 27 days ago
Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?
Chris Sherlock 27 days ago
All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.