Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 05, 2024

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    TStyle78  5 months ago

    Maybe you should watch your back.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  5 months ago

    She’s doing a courtroom sketch.

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    sevaar777  5 months ago

    “Oh, I thought that was Faux Spews we were watching…”

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    See today’s Blondie for the accurate description of tv watching. It’s right on the mark.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just remember, it’s always the spouse

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    Direwolf  5 months ago

    Uhm, my wife watches a LOT of true crime stuff. Should I be worried?

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    dflak  5 months ago

    When I was in the military, I gave my wife full power of attorney.

    The lawyer advised me that she could sell my car, sell the house, take out a big loan, wipe out my bank account …

    I told him, “She could also kill me in my sleep.” Given how loudly I snore, just about any jury would acquit her.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Yep.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    How to dispose of your spouse’s body?

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    American murder mysteries have crude bludgeoning and shooting. British mysteries also include the mystery of how they did it. Be wary if a significant other is taking notes on the British mysteries.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s taking notes – she’s a republican …

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Jim Gaffigan’s got a good sketch about this!

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Just writing a ransom note.

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