Close to Home by John McPherson for June 07, 2024

How long can you breathe ‘towel’?

no use blubbering!

How thoughtful.

Sun-ona-beach.

Can whales get sunburned?

The sea was angry that day, my friends – like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, “Easy, big fella!” (Seinfeld)

Welcome back to the show, Bleeb!

I got a whale of a tale to tell you

Uh, I don’t think sunburn is going to be the problem here?

In the meantime, he’ll be squished.

That is a whale of a story to tell

Jonah has such a compassionate wife!

Bob?

Yes.

Umm, there’s a whale on you.

Thanks!

By then he will have disintegrated…

Who needs a chiropractor? The fast and easy way to get rid of your humpback.

Someone has to look after the calves…his, not the whale’s.

Maybe Bleep could get the whale back in the water! LOL

Bleeb, I did not know you were into polka-dots!!!!!!!!!! The whale looks very uncomfortable. :)

“Huh, I can’t hear you, I get this whale on my head.”

OK, so they have to wait for the tide to come to refloat the whale, and he’s under the whale and under water at the time. I’m beginning to see a problem with that.

Ironically, nobody wanted to see his Moby Dick pic.

The poor whale. He’s stuck on a big lump.

Nobody’s smart enough to realize they could just dig him out?

How the heck did he wind up under the whale in the first place? Did the whale walk onto the beach and collapse on him?

Poor Jonah