“You must realize that Sharks are just misunderstood aquatic creatures with a predatory superiority complex. I recommend training with a professional shark whisperer.”
Not going to have time before those deeper issues get involved – like not breathing underwater.
Psychologists (professionals) are always on the lookout for edge conditions. When my psychologist wife spoke to her psychologist friend about how I loved my cat, she responded, “It’s not sexual, is it?”
About 40 years ago a friend of mine was on antidepressants. He told his shrink that he felt terrible. Ergo, the shrink upped the dose on his pills. He nearly died from the urinary infection the shrink with tunnel vision ignored. The antidepressants had left him susceptible to such infections, and the doctor should have been well aware of that risk.
Should have waited till after the person was rescued for this. I can see anger building and they will strip him naked beat him up and post him somewhere with a sign sticking out his butt saying “PEOPLE FIRST THEN PONTIFICATE!!!”
Bilan 16 days ago
“Um. Let’s try another beach.”
Enter.Name.Here 16 days ago
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water" (Jaws theme starts to play…)
keenanthelibrarian 16 days ago
Like – I’m drowning!! HELP!
keenanthelibrarian 16 days ago
Wiley Kids again .. too few of ’em.
rekam Premium Member 16 days ago
Lifeguard isn’t even attired to go in the water to rescue anybody.
Bill The Nuke 16 days ago
“Why would you like fries with that order?”
PraiseofFolly 16 days ago
“You must realize that Sharks are just misunderstood aquatic creatures with a predatory superiority complex. I recommend training with a professional shark whisperer.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member 16 days ago
It is only your depressing lack of an education that makes you believe that practical actions are required.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 16 days ago
They better watch out for sharks and EV Boats.
boydjb47 16 days ago
A little like Cambridge, Mass. sending unarmed social workers out on 911 calls.
sandpiper 16 days ago
Swimmer ever gets out of the water, lifeguard is gonna want to be somewhere else.
phileaux 16 days ago
That’s a job a psyc major can only wish to land. The joke when in school was “I have a Psyc degree, do you want fries with that?”BS Psyc ’11
mindjob 16 days ago
He doesn’t like the taste of salt water
andersjg Premium Member 16 days ago
Dr Phil in the ’70’s?
mfrasca 16 days ago
They have to want to be rescued.
anomaly 16 days ago
Uh huh. And how does that shark make you feel?
marilynnbyerly 16 days ago
“And how do you feel about that?”
mistercatworks 16 days ago
Not going to have time before those deeper issues get involved – like not breathing underwater.
Psychologists (professionals) are always on the lookout for edge conditions. When my psychologist wife spoke to her psychologist friend about how I loved my cat, she responded, “It’s not sexual, is it?”
“No.”
6turtle9 16 days ago
Blurg, Sputter, Hack, Wheeze!
tee929 16 days ago
He has a lot of “buried anxiety” he has to work out!
PaulGoes 16 days ago
I think he’s in over his head
Robert Craigs 16 days ago
About 40 years ago a friend of mine was on antidepressants. He told his shrink that he felt terrible. Ergo, the shrink upped the dose on his pills. He nearly died from the urinary infection the shrink with tunnel vision ignored. The antidepressants had left him susceptible to such infections, and the doctor should have been well aware of that risk.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] 16 days ago
Should have waited till after the person was rescued for this. I can see anger building and they will strip him naked beat him up and post him somewhere with a sign sticking out his butt saying “PEOPLE FIRST THEN PONTIFICATE!!!”
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 15 days ago
I could tell you, but none of you would like it
fourteenpeeves 15 days ago
A few weeks ago, the stunt woman who was killed in t he opening scene of JAWS passed away.She was in her 70’s