Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 31, 2024

I laughed. I cried.

“My special royal pronouncement on how I am unable to speak will be delivered tomorrow night at 7:00.”

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Another one MAGAts won’t be able to comprehend. They still believe Their Convicted Messiah didn’t testify because of the gag order.

Lester really fell off when he just couldn’t shut up about cancel culture.

“Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

Terry Pratchett

“I own the lake. I’ll teach you how to fish and take your fish.”

I have no problem with young ladies wearing torn dungarees. Of course, that’s just the dirty old man (71) in me talking.

No new Mickey Mouse this week?

Match that up with some sensible shoes.

GUILTY !! ( 34 Times )

Multiple Universe? Odds are the same as my winning the lottery, 50-50. Either i win it or i don’t.

I have often wondered. If an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

Is that the Everything Bagel from Everything Everywhere All at Once?

Hilarious! Now that’s pakin´ them in!

I think Gilbert’s wife just needs a dementia test…

Yep. We know how to fish, but the 1% is monopolizing the fishing grounds and the distribution systems.

It’s actually called the Many Worlds Interpretation, not multiple universes, but same idea.

I’ve found it never matters what size the dog is. It always hits you in the no-nos so you’re in pain. Also, the lengths DC has gone to try and explain away the glasses effect is hilarious.

Teach a man to fish and he’s no better off without the proper tools.

Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

Teach a man to fish, then, have a requirement that he secure a licen$e, tell him where he can fi$h, and how many fi$h he’s allowed to catch. Wow! That one REALLY works! And boy, doe$ it catch fi$sh!!

Oh, and, the Family Circus du Soleil? Yeah, that was me!…

Wearing torn jeans is ridiculous says the man wearing a tie.

Eagerly awaiting the “Verdict” comic!!

Even a very medium sized dog (or cat) can knock the breath out of you when he lands on you with a few square inches of paw.