Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 03, 2024

will do. fantastic art!

She can’t afford to drive because she owes her soul to the nail varnish cartel.

So who wants ladyfingers with their tea?

Stick to the ones with soul instead.

Nightcrawlers are safer. They don’t have freaky facehands.

…soullest?…

..even Richard Nixon has got soul…

…dreary…

…why…

…aliens look at us as proficient…

…like we look at ants…

…I had a soul…

…but I sold it to make rent….

… but twenty dollars is twenty dollars…

…I saw a piece of AI artwork of Donald kneeling in a church…

…he had six fingers on each hand…

… blasphemy…

…unless you aren’t a believer…

…then it’s just LDS …er…LED…lights coming toward you…

…remember when they warned you not to outrun your headlights?…

…and the brightlights flicker was on the floor?…

…now, just like a 737 your car can be hacked…

…soulless zombies going to work in their cubicles!?!…

…not anymore…

…there is nothing to confess…

…when there is nothing to confess to…

…stop!…_

…we come in peace…

…not in your hand…

…said the green M&M…

Soulless Day Walkers would make a great band name…

I am more concerned about oblivious slow walkers who block the road and won’t move aside.

No mention of soul-less dream walkers, so . . . party on!

So, so many fingers!

Bet she gives great fist bump.

“Sixfinger, sixfinger, man alive,

How did I ever get along with five!”

Beautiful art.

Still waiting for a book, Teresa. See, if we had a book of your work, we would add even more years to our lives.

Face-plants with glad hands

don’t remove the black-and-blues.

School colors: hard cheese.

— B.S. Chukka, in School of Hard Knox-Knocks Jokes, © 2024 Senryū Yew II , in conjunction with Much Ado About Flexo!Litho & Gravitas Gravure

Let’s hear it for opposable thumbs …!

( all those opposed say neigh )

So, are soulless night runners totally cool?

Didn’t Soulless Day Walkers live north of the Wall in Game of Thrones?

Give All Terrain Walkers a wide berth

and allow big-mouthed Jabbas snide girth.

Frightening, strange bar scenes? There’s no dearth,

when the Vaders are here: Dirge and Darth.

— O.B. Wan Adobe

Picasso to mistress #7:

Hold it right there — I’ve just gotten a great idea for a new kind of art style I’m going to call Analytic cubism…

The comment by Howard’sMyHero reminded me that I recently read an article on artificial limbs, and especially hands. I think it suggested two thumbs on the hand, and I thought that was just an outstanding idea. Imagine what you could do with two opposable thumbs on each hand…

Great work Teresa! Not enough like buttons for me today.

AI (Artificial Intelligence) has even seeped into Frog Applause! Be strong, Teresa! Organic intelligence all the way!

Torn between

St Teresa of Ai art.

or

“Oh no! Not hot dog finger world!”

Is this the FrogApplausian version of the Vulcan greeting?

Lame Long and Plumage on.

So I have this stabbing headache in my right temple, and I’m thinking, “If it doesn’t kill me, I’ll be okay”, as I’m grabbing an ibuprofen. And then, “and if it does, I’ll be okay, so it’s a win-win!”

This gal has some hand jive like you wouldn’t believe.

And getting flipped off isn’t just being given the bird, it’s being tossed the whole dang roost.

Gotta be careful there, dear —

right way ’round to order more beers.

Wrong way around and you’ve just

told 19 folks to go bust.

On the other hand, you can

talk more “on the other hands”

than anyone ever born.

And peace signs? You can adorn

’em by the gross, into morn.

For sign language you are born.

No long face, don’t be forlorn —

if that doesn’t work, there’s porn!

— Zebulohn K. Spackle-Sacker, Jr.

Abstract from Eleanor Rigby, Jar Broken, Ponders Applying a Fresh Face with the Assistance of Mrs. Dali and Ms. Escher, believed to be O.G. Proto- Thema, c. 1879, plum purée and roofing tar on signboard, from the Doctor and Wizard of Oz’s Wicked Wet Witch Collection, courtesy of the Mister Wizard and Tudor Turtle Phord-Victorian Museum, in coordination with the Baron Edvard Munchausen Charitable Thrust

Wow. Been more Boleyn??

And fear polydactyly.

Is “soulless daywalkers” akin to empty suits?

I come to you in a blue, blue room

By some abuse and some heart

You raise the blinds say, "Let’s have light on life

Let’s watch it fall apart

Let’s watch it fall apart"

—BÖC: Tenderloin

Anyone with a smart phone in their hand.

Are you bored?

Are you jaded?

Has all enthusiasm faded?

Are you one of those people

Like glazed fruit

Who sit there in shell-shock

Till the dot on your screen disappears?

Are you one of those people?

“This Sporting Life” by Lol Creme and Kevin Godley, track one from L

Suite Madame Blue, gaze in your looking glass

You’re not a child anymore

Suite Madame Blue, the future is all but past

Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules

You conquered the world and more, heaven’s door

—Styx

“Don’t you mean Heaven’s Gate?”

— Marshall Applewhite

Interestingly, the tectonic movements are increased in frequency and number, with intensity being somewhat less. One might observe that the precursors to the activity were distributed to several points along the Antarctic plate boundary, rather than being concentrated in the Sandwich Islands area.

…I’m more afraid of the sword-wielding Luke Skywalker …

… and the ambien fed sleepwalkers…

…or the elderly tennis balled folding aluminum sidewalk walkers…

…not to mention the well intended Walker- Texas Ranger…

…don’t forget Christopher Walker…

…tomorrow…

…we discuss wankers…