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A woman is in court for smashing her husband’s guitars over his head. Judge: “First offender?” Prosecutor: “No, your honor, first a Gibson, then a Fender.” (ouch, sorry)
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s headed for a retrial.
Ivy Valory Premium Member 9 months ago
Why does this cause a little ping of anxiety in my heart?
Superfrog 9 months ago
Repeated contempt.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
Give him a sentence with no end!
William Bednar Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s found the secret to the “Trump Defence”.
sbenton7684 9 months ago
Or.. contempt of court…
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 9 months ago
Jail for life.
Billavi Premium Member 9 months ago
Not as annoying as having a Sovereign Citizen in a courtroom
golfgranny47 9 months ago
Made me LOL!
MRBLUESKY529 9 months ago
Aparrotly, he’s guilty.
gluetrap 9 months ago
Judge and Repeat were sittin’ on a fence. Judge fell off and who was left?
Impact55 9 months ago
Next word the judge should say: GUILTY
MeGoNow Premium Member 9 months ago
Approach the bench. I only have this short hammer.
ragsarooni 9 months ago
Who’s on first replay…..
markkahler52 9 months ago
Makes you wanna KILL that little mockingbird, doesn’t it?!
Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago
Mock trial?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 9 months ago
A woman is in court for smashing her husband’s guitars over his head. Judge: “First offender?” Prosecutor: “No, your honor, first a Gibson, then a Fender.” (ouch, sorry)
the lost wizard 9 months ago
Come back tomorrow. :)
ekke 9 months ago
I know you are but what am I?
bookworm0812 9 months ago
POW!
mistercatworks 9 months ago
You’re in contempt.
You’re in … Oh.
Doug K 9 months ago
“The defendant is an idiot.” … “The defendant is an idiot.”
rbrt6956 9 months ago
He’s about to learn judges do not have a sense of humor.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago
OMG, I laughed so loud I scared my dog!!!