Close to Home by John McPherson for June 10, 2024

and you have a problem with that skirt, ma’am

Shredded shin/shoe syndrome

He nicknamed it The Tazmanian Devil.

“The Edge of Bleeb”… I’ve read that book… it’s a good read!

Weed whackers are dangerous!

That´s nothing, try catching a pile of dog s*** with one – it goes EVERYWHERE, including backwards!

I know that problem!, Always wear pants and shoes. Looks like he’s reading FOX Newspaper!

And your first clue?

If she wants attention…she needs another approach!

Or the cat

That thing’s totally out of whack.

Mine should be called the lawn eater. :)

No, no problem at all as his ankles appear to be blood-free.

ha! But you should see the other guy…

Some people just can’t handle heavy equipment.

The weed whacker morphed into a tweed whacker.

Better that than the lawnmower!

“I tried to flush out the weasels…and the weasels revolted.”

Or bleeb decided to have a little fun with him.

Would you believe it’s the latest TikTok fashion?

That wasn’t from a weed whacker. There is no blood, no muscles or blood vessels exposed, no newly-exposed bones, and he was able to walk back into the house. Maybe he found a chipmunk and it went after him. (That comes from a story I heard from a friend today about a chipmunk.) I have used weed whackers. I always wore eye protection, jeans, sweatshirt, and work boots. Small stones can put out an eye once a whacker turns them into a projectile. I am also attached to my toes and wish to keep them.

No blood, no foul.

You mean weed wacker

Isn’t the name “Weed Eater” registered?

Weed bitter not say anything more about that.