Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 12, 2024

Does that horse keep stepping on its tail?

I dream of one day swimming in an ocean of orange carbonated water…

It’s my Fanta sea.

But the grass makes strange burping noises…

Gee. Carbonated water for plants. What a great idea. Of course CO2 is a boost for a plant.

Toilet time must be a nightmare for Sweetie.

I’d get that pink grass if my nursery carried it

The only part of the plant I want to grow faster is the root system. Good roots, strong healthy plant.

Did UC Boulder test it on marijuana plants so the results are highly suspect, and the suspects high?

Sweetie should get together with the lady from a few days ago who has a gigantic arm hair

A phonetic spelling of La Croix, eh?

I dated a woman like that once

New from Brawndo: 2uh Croy, it’s what plants need.

Plants like CO2, so that makes sense.

I tried this till I heard my roses belch.