Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 13, 2024

Aurora looks like he should be voiced by Tom Kenny.

My boy’s got that thirty-dollar lecturing hair-cut.

I’ve met people who are great big dumb everything-ruiners!

I consider myself progressive, but regarding some topics, I’m only in favor of slow progress.

Dear God this just pegs the whole bloody thing. Instant classic.

The Shortsightedness family is a real victim of nominative determinism

Unicorns have mad scientists!

Never assume Marigold, you know what they say when you breakdown the word assume “You make an a$$ out of u and me”!

That guy used to be my boss.

Did he really invent it, or did he just buy the company that already invented it and took credit, then failed his way into buying a popular but failing social media company only to run it further into the ground while giving it a stupid new name?

Credit where it’s due; he pulls off the propeller-beanie look.

They actually say, “I will ruin everything, because I’m such a genius that ME ruining things is good!”

Has anybody ever worn a propeller beanie in real life?

He really looks like an A.S.S.

a sparkling bit of conjecture, mG!

I had to laugh at Panel 3. But who wears a beanie cap with a propeller anymore?

My dad used to say I had the kiss of death because I could break things. Does that make me part-unicorn?

Well then he isn’t really any of those things because he knows it.