Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 14, 2024

Middle row: I’m sure Horace wishes he had some duct tape.

Why don’t you talk to the bird?

I knew it was time to vacuum when my hardwood floor started to look like shag carpeting.

Just tell the fake plant fake news.

Quick quiz: Which came first – Duck Tape or Duct Tape?

Why mention the name of the fake plant but not the name of “the bird”?

(Sine may get an inferiority complex)

I had something (funny, clever, etc) to say here but I’ve forgotten what it was.

C1 – Good move, Horace…. now where is the remote…?

C2 – The whole vacuum cleaner situation sucks….!

C3 – The book’s subtitle is "Includes 1001 Duct Tape Applications. Horace is in the chapter “50 Ways to Use Duct Tape Around the Barn.” The picture shows a horse with its tail taped to the wagon…!

The vacuum cleaner thing is very profound! Which is why I have a small vacuum to vacuum the dust off of the large vacuum.

C4 – Silent Bob looks to be a zombie plant…!

Fake plants need love too.

Bob is short for Robert… Robert Plant.