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We now pause for 20 minutes while Opal retreats to the kitchen to do her âZinnnnnnng!â dance. Sheâs accompanied by the music of Bootsy Collinsâ Rubber Band, playing âStretching Outâ.
A 75 year old man has a life expectancy of 11 additional years, women 14 years. Based on Nelson / Sylviaâs age they should be no more than 70. They have always been drawn as 70 year olds in 1964 (when 70 was really old) not 2024-big difference.
With La-Z-Boy recliners, the lever is on the opposite side, and pointing back is reclined. I know itâs a small detail, but for some reason this bugs me.
oldthang 9 months ago
I couldnât put up with Opal.
ʲá 9 months ago
mehâ â â a winâs a win
Cpeckbourlioux 9 months ago
Nothing wrong with that.
iggyman 9 months ago
When you get to a certain age, it happens, I remember my parents doing that, and now I do the same thing, check the obits first!
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
The preservatives in those cookies are helping him to win!
Daniel Verburg 9 months ago
Who coined the expression âlazy reclinerâ, it is just a object to sit on. Objects donât have emotions!
tremaine53 9 months ago
We now pause for 20 minutes while Opal retreats to the kitchen to do her âZinnnnnnng!â dance. Sheâs accompanied by the music of Bootsy Collinsâ Rubber Band, playing âStretching Outâ.
hariseldon59 9 months ago
Sounds like a good life to me.
RichardMcFarlane 9 months ago
He should have asked âSo, whatâs your pointâ
Gen.Flashman 9 months ago
A 75 year old man has a life expectancy of 11 additional years, women 14 years. Based on Nelson / Sylviaâs age they should be no more than 70. They have always been drawn as 70 year olds in 1964 (when 70 was really old) not 2024-big difference.
anamchara42 9 months ago
With La-Z-Boy recliners, the lever is on the opposite side, and pointing back is reclined. I know itâs a small detail, but for some reason this bugs me.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 9 months ago
If you bet someone youâre going to outlive them, and you win, how do you collect?
TMMILLER Premium Member 9 months ago
I would do that. Only problem with it Mrs wonât let me have a La Z Boy. (Itâs her house, I just live there!) :/
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
My! Isnât Opal the witty one! Just remember that every nit you pick is a reflection of your taste in men.
assrdood 9 months ago
I can think of only one better way to goâŚâŚ.
gluetrap 9 months ago
Obituaries, then comics. Delayed gratification.
FassEddie 9 months ago
Sheâs not wrong. Have you heard of a plate, old man?
markkahler52 9 months ago
And she discovered him, just that way. Stiff as a boardâŚcookie halfway in mouthâŚ.
ilovecomics*infinity 9 months ago
Even better!
daDoctah1 9 months ago
Thatâs what you call a âwinning strategyâ.
mfrasca 9 months ago
âI Am Legend.â
Doug K 9 months ago
Standing, sitting, lying down, rolling over ⌠⌠itâs all good.
poppacapsmokeblower 9 months ago
Ahh, the next, âSecret to Long Life,â scam.
simonwerman Premium Member 9 months ago
Cookie crumbs as tontine.
ʲá 9 months ago
because Opal makes the crummiest cookies
cfkelley 9 months ago
At least Earl is on the right side of the grass, Opal!
brick10 9 months ago
That works too.
eced52 9 months ago
What kind of cookies?
zeexenon 9 months ago
Well, according to M.A.S.H. Iâm front-runner for the tontine.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
still better than the alternative!
Saurischia 9 months ago
Our La-Z-Boy furniture we ordered in mid-January is being delivered on Tuesday! Canât wait!
nostall Premium Member 9 months ago
âLast manâŚ..â from Opal; Works for me.
j.l.farmer 9 months ago
Since I am not in touch with any of my former classmates or co-workers, I always check the obits daily.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 9 months ago
LA-Z-BOY.
Got it.
(Easy-boy. Lai-zee-boi, boiled alive)
tinstar 9 months ago
She says that, like itâs a bad thing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
Heâs still alive, isnât he?
diverleo 9 months ago
She makes that sound like a bad thing.
ʲá 9 months ago
âââ a victory celebration
mistercatworks 9 months ago
The important thing is he has a positive altitude (sic) and they donât. :)