Pickles by Brian Crane for June 28, 2024

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    oldthang  6 months ago

    I couldn’t put up with Opal.

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    meh⠄⠄⠄a win’s a win

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    Cpeckbourlioux  6 months ago

    Nothing wrong with that.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    When you get to a certain age, it happens, I remember my parents doing that, and now I do the same thing, check the obits first!

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    The preservatives in those cookies are helping him to win!

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    Daniel Verburg  6 months ago

    Who coined the expression ‘lazy recliner’, it is just a object to sit on. Objects don’t have emotions!

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    tremaine53  6 months ago

    We now pause for 20 minutes while Opal retreats to the kitchen to do her ‘Zinnnnnnng!’ dance. She’s accompanied by the music of Bootsy Collins’ Rubber Band, playing ‘Stretching Out’.

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    Sounds like a good life to me.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  6 months ago

    She has more crumbs on her then he does.

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    RichardMcFarlane  6 months ago

    He should have asked “So, what’s your point”

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    Gen.Flashman  6 months ago

    A 75 year old man has a life expectancy of 11 additional years, women 14 years. Based on Nelson / Sylvia’s age they should be no more than 70. They have always been drawn as 70 year olds in 1964 (when 70 was really old) not 2024-big difference.

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    anamchara42  6 months ago

    With La-Z-Boy recliners, the lever is on the opposite side, and pointing back is reclined. I know it’s a small detail, but for some reason this bugs me.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you bet someone you’re going to outlive them, and you win, how do you collect?

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 6 months ago

    I would do that. Only problem with it Mrs won’t let me have a La Z Boy. (It’s her house, I just live there!) :/

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    My! Isn’t Opal the witty one! Just remember that every nit you pick is a reflection of your taste in men.

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    assrdood  6 months ago

    I can think of only one better way to go…….

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    gluetrap  6 months ago

    Obituaries, then comics. Delayed gratification.

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    She’s not wrong. Have you heard of a plate, old man?

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    And she discovered him, just that way. Stiff as a board…cookie halfway in mouth….

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    ilovecomics*infinity  6 months ago

    Even better!

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    daDoctah1  6 months ago

    That’s what you call a “winning strategy”.

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    “I Am Legend.”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Standing, sitting, lying down, rolling over … … it’s all good.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  6 months ago

    Ahh, the next, “Secret to Long Life,” scam.

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    simonwerman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cookie crumbs as tontine.

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    because Opal makes the crummiest cookies

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    cfkelley  6 months ago

    At least Earl is on the right side of the grass, Opal!

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    brick10  6 months ago

    That works too.

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    eced52  6 months ago

    What kind of cookies?

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Well, according to M.A.S.H. I’m front-runner for the tontine.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    still better than the alternative!

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    Saurischia  6 months ago

    Our La-Z-Boy furniture we ordered in mid-January is being delivered on Tuesday! Can’t wait!

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    nostall  6 months ago

    “Last man…..” from Opal; Works for me.

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    j.l.farmer  6 months ago

    Since I am not in touch with any of my former classmates or co-workers, I always check the obits daily.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    LA-Z-BOY.

    Got it.

    (Easy-boy. Lai-zee-boi, boiled alive)

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    She says that, like it’s a bad thing.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    He’s still alive, isn’t he?

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    diverleo  6 months ago

    She makes that sound like a bad thing.

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    ₐₖₐ a victory celebration

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    The important thing is he has a positive altitude (sic) and they don’t. :)

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