Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2024

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    WaywardWind  5 months ago

    Aww, Wiz. He won’t take up much space.

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    What if she spelled words with her web?

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    Freebyrd1  5 months ago

    That’s exactly what my living room and bedroom are like at the moment. Both face east.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Aw come on, Wiz. The stage is all set. The cast is all there. It’s perfect!

    … The Tuffet played by Henry the Dragon.

    … Little Miss Muffet played the Wizard of Id.

    … The Spider played by a Spider.

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    fred.grenouille  5 months ago

    I think Wiz is afraid of what might happen if the spider landed on Henry’s nose.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?

    It was sent to prism.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What holds the sun up in the sky?

    Sunbeams

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Okay dragon. Burns that pesky spider now.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Wiz no wants to connect to web now.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    sauce for the goose, sauce for the spider

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    asadams  5 months ago

    Too cute! “Little Sir Wizard sat on a lizard, enjoying the light of the day…. There dropped from a thread (clearly aimed at his head), a spider, which urged him to run” (Copyright 2024… heh heh)

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    asadams  5 months ago

    Ummm…. erratum…. second line should have been “…sun…”; where’s my editor when I need her! Way to end my first posting here, Geez Louise

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    Wiz! Zap the spider!

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    rshive  5 months ago

    This is MY sun.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Spidee just wants to be friends.

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    flagmichael  5 months ago

    That’s a mean way for a wizard to treat his familiars.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Don’t bother Wiz, little spider.

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    pripley  5 months ago

    Yeah, but what happens when Henry rolls over? At first, I didn’t see the spider (bad eyes). I thought Wiz was talking to Henry.

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    michael3114  5 months ago

    Funny how Henry’s wings and ridge spikes disappear when Wiz lays down on him.

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    oish  5 months ago

    There’s a flea on the spider on the wizard on the dragon on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Garfield? Is that you? Lying in a sunbeam, hating spiders… It’s Garfield!

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