Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 22, 2024

They will make your corpse last forever.

Better that than the preservatives used on Egyptian mummies !

All he has to do is step outside the ship, in a big plastic bag.

It’s like how you have to buy something you actually didn’t want in order to save!

Cliff, it works only if you take your bleach shot and have that light brought inside your body.

If you’re lucky, Cliff, you’ll live long enough for medical researchers to find a cure for what the harmful additives will do to your health.

I think it just saves on undertaker fees.

He’ll turn into a Twinkee!

Makes sense.

Studies in mice mid to latter part of the last century suggested that artificial preservatives were beneficial (most of them work by being antioxidants).

That’s what I thought too – when I was five.

Pam is off her game if Cliff stumps her.

You’re not food.

I question why Pam would want Cliff preserved.

With that logic, Pam will quietly retire to her quarters and pig out on bon bons.

Actually I said the same thing years ago. It must be true…

If it kills germs, it may kill you as well, may take longer because we are bigger.

I’m sure the shelf life of your tumors will be extraordinary.

“….Or make the food more likely to still be safe to eat?”

Cliff almost made sense there

Formaldehyde is a preservative