Garfield by Jim Davis for July 22, 2024

Afraid not. I’ve tried. I even have a receipt.

I’ll take them all. Mondays are my days off!

Jon: I usually make you lasagna on mondays

hide em underneath your mashed potatoes – like brussels sprouts

No returns, exchanges, or refunds. Some settling may have occurred during shipping.

Usually something new starts on Mondays Garfield. Remember that one episode you were in in Garfield & Friends

A given horse doesn’t look at its teeth

Check with Ziggy this morning!

You could try re-gifting.

If only life worked that way

Nope. Unless the calendar is changed for some reason.

Nope. Mondays are those free gifts packaged to other stuff you buy and can’t be returned. Or exchanged. Or used for whatever meaningful.

Once you take your Monday off the lot it loses half its value.

We can, if we have the receipt

Steve Goodman sang of a good workaround:

♪ “If your life was on video tape, wouldn’t everything be all right? When your head hurts the morning after, you could roll it back to late last night.” ♪

Then you’d have nothing to b*tch about!!

Did you keep your receipt?

Tell me how do I feel

Tell me now, how do I feel

New Order – Blue Monday

Don’t complain, Garfield, Mondays are just as important as any other day of the week, no matter how bad things may get.

“QUESTION…”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

I HAVE A QUESTION

My Monday is not going so well. I’m still waiting for the tow truck???

did you keep the receipt ?

Why doesn’t Garfield like Monday’s? he doesn’t have a job.

No, Mondays are from the clearance rack. Final sale.

Depends. Do you have the receipt?

I hate Mondays. Please take them back.

Mondays aren’t all that bad, Garfield.

That’s why it’s called the “present”

Mondays are great for retired folks. Not as busy as week ends. Best day of the week for me.

people that hate Monday have the weekends off and hate going back, what is his excuse since he never worked a day in his life

I’m down for that. Anyone have Monday’s receipt?

Garfield why don’t you like because all you ever do is eat and sleep

Only if you can provide a receipt.

Garfield hates Mondays but why ? He is a cat and has no job. I know he’s trying to speak for “us” but some one …Monday is a great day like the rest for a cat!

Yeah, what exactly are the return policies on Mondays anyway?

With that attitude, no wonder they are a bad day.

I sure wanted to return this one!

Only if you have your receipt

YES!

Garfield’s Monday mania is best.

That gift is a reject gift to him