FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 21, 2024

won’t those icecreams melt while they’re counting?

And your point is, kid?

Breaking news 1259 sprinkles stolen from local ice cream place

I see, she decided to have some Icecream in her sprinkles then.

Even the Ice cream sprinkles of both males and females should be equal? we need DEI for ice cream sprinkles hahahahahaha

Never let Paige loose around sugar.

They may have 31 flavors but we have 1,259 sprinkles…wait, sorry, please go to the other place, one family put us out of business.

Heathens! Neanderthals! Sprinkles go on SUNDAES, not cones!! (Cones get dipped in chocolate coating, am I right?!?)

Today’s missing classic is gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/07/27

More jimmies than ice cream.

That’s a good way to get banned from the ice cream parlor, you know!

Apparently I am in the minority because I don’t want sprinkles anywhere near my ice cream (or cupcakes)

And Happy National Ice Cream Day.

Oh ruining ice cream by putting those despicable sprinkles on top.

Today is National Ice Cream Day. I’m gonna make a batch of peach ice cream. Very hard to find in stores.

Paige is incompetent at math….unless it involves shopping. Then she’s a whiz.

And all the days profits go to buying more sprinkles

“Their parents must be so proud.”

Who says today’s kids don’t know how to use math?

“No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I should kill you!” – Stewie

That should have ended with Jason wearing the ice cream cone. A la Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid.”

Jason got no more sprinkles because Paige took them all.

Eh. Sprinkles are overrated. I mean, all they’re for is making the ice cream look pretty. They’re nothing but sugar, so no flavor, really. Unless it’s the chocolate ones, but even those don’t have much flavor. I just like my ice cream the way it is. Although PB sauce and whipped creme on some flavors doesn’t hurt!

How old again are you Paige? You’re still pulling that?

Once it starts it never stops…….

“Your both barred from sprinkles. You want ice cream, I’ll sell you ice cream.”