“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
I got nothing…
Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.
A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.
Because horsie has no nails eh?
Horace has horseshoe nails!
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
But you don’t LOOK chewish.
His nails are called hooves.
nailed it…
wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!
I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!
Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.
offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)
Ha! Nailed it!
Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.
Bye bye Birdie.
Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 5 days ago
“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
Argythree 5 days ago
I got nothing…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 days ago
Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.
Doug K 5 days ago
A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.
Gent 5 days ago
Because horsie has no nails eh?
nancyb creator 5 days ago
Horace has horseshoe nails!
dallenboston 5 days ago
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 5 days ago
But you don’t LOOK chewish.
HarryLime Premium Member 5 days ago
His nails are called hooves.
pat sandy creator 5 days ago
nailed it…
InTraining 5 days ago
wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!
Dobie Premium Member 5 days ago
I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!
The Brooklyn Accent 5 days ago
Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.
charles9156 5 days ago
offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)
Mike Baldwin creator 5 days ago
Ha! Nailed it!
mokspr Premium Member 5 days ago
Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.
walstib Premium Member 5 days ago
Bye bye Birdie.
Chris Sherlock 5 days ago
Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.