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“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
BasilBruce 8 months ago
“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
Argythree 8 months ago
I got nothing…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago
Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.
Doug K 8 months ago
A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.
Gent 8 months ago
Because horsie has no nails eh?
nancyb creator 8 months ago
Horace has horseshoe nails!
dallenboston 8 months ago
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 8 months ago
But you don’t LOOK chewish.
HarryLime 8 months ago
His nails are called hooves.
pat sandy creator 8 months ago
nailed it…
InTraining Premium Member 8 months ago
wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!
Dobie Premium Member 8 months ago
I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.
charles9156 8 months ago
offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Ha! Nailed it!
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.
walstib Premium Member 8 months ago
Bye bye Birdie.
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.