Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 27, 2024

Unfortunately, the same number of brain cells.

Interesting cartoon code for identical appearing animals: wine = female, beer = male.

three bites and you’re out

Three chances to give head!

“Ooh! Look mommy. A three headed praying mantis!”

This only works if the females will mate with them.

So does they still has to says the prayers before the…er…act?

The females will actually have three heads to eat.

Natural selection is supposed to favor individual who can produce more offspring. How did something evolve that only mates once?

Third time’s the charm. Hat trick!

or mutated.

“Hail Hydra! Cut off a head and two more shall take its place!” And thus we learned Off the Mark is part of the Marvel Universe.

Mantises look strange.

or…he lives next to a nuclear waste dump…

“Are you descended from Cerberus or a hydra?”

Just trying to get a head.

Three course meal.