Herman by Jim Unger for June 27, 2024

Don’t let him into the house until he farts

Tell me again. How did your dog end up in the tree?

Schrödinger’s cat.

Schrader’s dog.

Cute, but air is not lighter than air. No floating allowed.

Is he also a rapper? – Puff Dogg(ie)

Some dogs are satisfied with just chasing cars. This one wants to take it home.

That must be expensive inflating tires with helium.

When I moved to the LA basin in the 1970s (not my choice, the Air Force sent me there), I found that the air quality rotted the stems off my tires. Fortunately, it’s a replaceable part.

Now you know why most dogs only chase cars but avoid actually catching them.

Hope he doesn’t pop, could be messy.

It helps him forget his obesity

Now he’s an Airdale.

He could be a Thanksgiving parade balloon if he was any bigger.

Why is he floating?