B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 29, 2024

Mmm..   chocolate covered..  ants?

Bleccch!

Actually the ‘poop’ of ants consists of a sawdust like substance called ‘frass’ rather than the brown or black pellets associated with mammals.

Somebody’s going to switch on the reverse really fat.

Now don’t you feel like a fool?

Probably has left a bad taste in his mouth.

That’s going to leave a nasty taste……..

What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?

Scenta-Peed

A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well that’s fine- is there a lock?”

The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”.

My dad just got me good

Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?

Me: no

Dad: Do you know the author?

Me: how would I know the author if I haven’t even heard of the book.

Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily

Me: never heard of him

Dad: I.P. Daily?

Me: no- oh

Did you hear about the new book called “100 Miles to the Next Restroom”?

It’s by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.

“I thought they were tasting different.”

Well I don’t see what all the frass is about, it’s a comic and I thought a funny gag

A little salsa with that . . . h-m-m-m-m?

Karma…gotta love it.

The anteater’s expression is hilarious!

Regardless, I still doubt it’s something I’d want in my mouth.

Verrry droll

Good artwork. The expressions of the anteater sell the whole concept.

Now THAT’S a S#!t eating grin

A treat? Makes me think of my dogs and the cats litter box.

Now THAT’S funny.

Oh, Oh, gag!!!

Gross! I just ate!

I am surprised we don’t hear a foop or 2 after 3 zots.

I’d sneeze on the dusty grains, no doubt about it.

Just another Sh!tty meal.

Surprise……Surprise……Surprise!!!!!!!

A church house, gin house A school house, outhouse – Tina Turner

Mmm…. corn.

While hilarious, I’m surprised this made it through the censors.